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Robbie Rogers (who likes 'em older)

OMG!!! Truly, lol! Dmitri, I think these two are the worst!

It could be because I am drunk right now but I was laughing so hard at this that I cried. I hope you don't mind man. Reading this is the perfect way to end my day. I think you win!!!!!!

Yep, you win! I can just picture this guy...

I also have two that are a toss up. The first was my only Craigslist experience. I was living in New Jersey and needed an outcall. I found a masseur who said he would be right over. When the doorbell rang, there stood a man carrying two sawhorses and a board. I thought he was at the wrong house. Turns out it was the masseur! He proceeded to set it up in my living room. His massage table was two sawhorses and a board with carpet stapled on it! I placed a sheet on his "Table" and he went to work doing the massage. At one point the room smelled. I asked if he had farted, and he said "yes." I asked him to open a window, and he laughed and said"just think of it as aromatherapy." At this point I stopped the massage and asked him to leave. He gathered his things, and that is when I noticed he had a 4 inch piece of duct tape on his pants. I asked what it was and he said he ripped his pants and did not know how to sew, so he uses duct tape! That was the last time I used Craigslist! The other toss up worst massage was a masseur who I went to in Boston. A REAL massage table this time. At the beginning he asked if I was gay. I said yes. He said he was straight, and that it did not bother him to massage a gay man (?). Then about every 3 minutes during the massage he would say things like " Yup, does not bother me at all that you are gay." Or things like " Really comfortable with you, even though I am straight" This went on throughout the WHOLE massage session. Hard to relax when someone keeps telling you how straight they are. After I turned over, he suddenly blurted out "Can you fuck me?!!" Please?!! Literally begging me to fuck him! I had no chemistry with him and declined, got dressed, and left my "straight" masseur with a hard on.

Can we stop talking about vaj**J** please? I am gay and the very thought of anything related to va***a totally grosses me out. Thank you.

Vajayjays scare me.
 
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Massage-wise it was good. But it was hard to relax. I went to Sir Spa for a massage and either the masseur ate something bad or has not eaten at all but I can hear noises coming from his tummy. I hoped that he didn't passed gas and he didn't, but I ended up worrying about all of that and failed to enjoy the massage.

Massage-wise it was good. But it was hard to relax. I went to Sir Spa for a massage and either the masseur ate something bad or has not eaten at all but I can hear noises coming from his tummy. I hoped that he didn't passed gas and he didn't, but I ended up worrying about all of that and failed to enjoy the massage.

Massage-wise it was good. But it was hard to relax. I went to Sir Spa for a massage and either the masseur ate something bad or has not eaten at all but I can hear noises coming from his tummy. I hoped that he didn't passed gas and he didn't, but I ended up worrying about all of that and failed to enjoy the massage.

SO TRUE! Nice to see someone else who understands and appreciates that it is ENERGY!

There is nothing like the comfort of body to body context. That is part of what relaxes me: that feeling of mutuality and the connectivity that results from body meeting body full on. Especially if the masseur is very skilled and knows how to use his body as a part of the massage that is even better. I totally get when people are not comfortable with that level of contact. But when guys are skilled and open to that kind of healing energy it is ah-mazing. It is a mistake to assume this is primarily a sexual thing (although it can go there), it really isn't. The point is one of relaxation and body to body contact is, in and of itself, healing, and the use of body weight to massage the muscles is part of the art of massage. Ok, I'm done with my little mini-rant. Lol.

My regular guy actually allows me to take it off for him, before I lay down. He was even showing off his new underwear which looks more like a thong. I'm not a fan of those. I told him it looks nice but my I was thinking burn those

I only go for massages where massuer will work nude. For me, any cloth touching me during a massage is like caulk on a blackboard -- beyond that, of course I enjoy any flesh to flesh contact - be it touching, rubbing or poking!
 
I too, as someone else said, often have my head to the side so I can appreciate the visual -- especially when he is near or touching my head --
 
HE always for me - often for him -- with a few regular masseurs I know that the last massage of the day gets the load as he want to keep his energy charged for all sessions.

It's nice when you don't know quite what is going to happen and when...it's kind of a turn on to "communicate" through brushes, touches, and other cues that are subtle and build though out the massage.

Some will even say when you book that it's mutual touch.
Can't get any better.
I also don't necessarily put my face down in the cradle but turned to the side: often a very nice view! And when something brushes up against an open palm, what's a guy gonna do?

I agree that a little brush here and there is very erotic for me. A really good masseur definitely knows what he's doing when it comes to that...grazing your hand or foot etc

For me it's actually more of a comfort thing. If I'm going to be nude I want my masseur nude. It creates a level laying field for me if that makes sense. I imagine most masseurs enjoy not only massaging guys, but the thrill of seeing so many clients nude as well. If they get to be thrilled in a sense and I'm paying, I expect to be thrilled and see their goods as well.

I guess it doesn't matter if he doesn't allow you to play while you're dacing down. From my experiemce, his dick is usually pecking on my shoulder or hamds trying to call my attention. Do I touch? Heck yeah. I let him initiate it though.

I guess it doesn't matter if he doesn't allow you to play while you're dacing down. From my experiemce, his dick is usually pecking on my shoulder or hamds trying to call my attention. Do I touch? Heck yeah. I let him initiate it though.

I say put one on in for ont of a mirror. You'll know right away if it looks good or not. If you have doubts or questions about how it looks then just stop and don't put it on. You already know the answer but you're willing yourself to like how it looks.

My regular guy actually allows me to take it off for him, before I lay down. He was even showing off his new underwear which looks more like a thong. I'm not a fan of those. I told him it looks nice but my I was thinking burn those

My regular guy actually allows me to take it off for him, before I lay down. He was even showing off his new underwear which looks more like a thong. I'm not a fan of those. I told him it looks nice but my I was thinking burn those

Since I'm relatively new to this stuff, I wasn't sure what to expect as far as the fun stuff went with massages. But of the four masseurs I've seen so far, they've all gotten naked at some point. I actually was surprised when I rolled over and saw he was naked and asked him when it happened. He said as soon as I laid down, lol. Never felt anything floppy hit my hand or anything...darn it.