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And if 'The Graduate' were filmed today... Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Benjamin: Yes, sir. Mr. McGuire: Are you listening? Benjamin: Yes, I am. Mr. McGuire: Amazon Web Services.

For use against your next flame-war opponent (not that we have those here of course )... http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_juV31YwBJoU/SW7djld-jjI/AAAAAAAAC7U/Uak9OVp_I4U/s320/monkeys_fling_poo.jpg

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Better?

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Dick Retracts sounds like the mortal disguise of some third-rate superhero -- like an even wimpier Clark Kent.

It was one of those midsummer Sundays when everyone sits around saying, "I drank too much last night." You might have heard it whispered by the parishioners leaving church, heard it from the lips of the priest himself, struggling with his cassock in the vestiarium, heard it from the golf links and the tennis courts, heard it from the wildlife preserve where the leader of the Audubon group was suffering from a terrible hangover. "I drank too much," said Donald Westerhazy. "We all drank too much," said Lucinda Merrill. "It must have been the wine," said Helen Westerhazy. "I drank too much of that claret." https://loa-shared.s3.amazonaws.com/static/pdf/Cheever_Swimmer.pdf

Is that who it is! I was wondering. How apt!

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I liked looking at him but when he spoke, I couldn't help thinking, "A brunette Ted Baxter!"

New Mercedes-Benz ad, cooler than one would have expected from Daimler.

You have to watch that.

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Visible now! (Like Gman, I couldn't see it either before.) Funny!

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Realtor to southern belle: "Madam, this house doesn't have a flaw." Belle: "Then what do y'all walk on?"