escortrod

Not a given in the straight porn I've seen.

The ever deep vagina is my favourite. Discovering the website http://www.jackinworld.com when I was about 11 years old was terrible for my teenage social life and school work.

I took that from Wikipedia. Supposedly the technique I use (fork always in the left hand when a knife is necessary, but transferred to the right hand if needed as a scoop) is becoming more common in America now. The more you know... Sorry for derailing the thread into utensil etiquette.

We do, and most of us are right handed too, so I don't think it follows that being right handed dictates that one should hold a fork in the right hand. I just read about the 'zig-zag technique' you describe. Not to be a cultural chauvinist, but it sounds insane to me. I also asked my American husband if he does it and, if so, how I managed to miss that in ten years of knowing him. Thankfully it turns out he doesn't do it. I don't think his family do either.

Wait, is the convention in the US to hold the fork with the right hand? Also it wouldn't be an imitation since he is British.

Prostitution is, but pimping or running a brothel are not ('living off immoral earnings'), thus Villa Gianni's operation is not legal. The Metropolitan Police are known to tolerate well run brothels, however.

I love that the cartoonist felt the need to caption the characters.

Water temperature for hand washing is unimportant, so long as you wash your hands correctly. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40118539

What a fantastic euphemism for death. I will have to steal it.

Well, the two escorts I know who retired both bought property in London with what they earned, and they now live very comfortable and fulfilling lives with their respective partners. For my part escorting enabled me to get a law degree, and I will soon be a practicing solicitor. I also live a comfortable and fulfilling life with my partner of ten years. While I haven't retired yet, it is inevitable, since I won't have the time to escort soon.

Americans that I have chosen to meet based on certain characteristics that I prefer.

You were making generalisations based on your observations. You were also totally dismissive of the experiences of others who you assume have met fewer escorts than you, and you seem to ignore your apparent selection bias.

Done properly (lots of lube, allowing gravity to do the work) it's a totally different experience to a catheter. No pain for me.

I've used electro butt plugs, and they are amazing. Probably my favourite sex toy, in fact. I've also used sounds for masturbation, and they can be fun. I'm not sure about electro in my urethra though.

Available at your local Costco. I've always been tempted to buy one. I have a great picture somewhere of one buckled in to the back seat of my brother-in-law's Altima coupe. Turns out they don't have enough head room for 6ft plush.

Admittedly this is only based on my personal observations, but I think that stereotype has a very firm grounding in reality. Sadly.

Goodness, I didn't realise that an escort's worth was based on the quality of their furnishings, fixtures and fittings. His kitchen is rather nicer than mine (the tile, faucet and stove look fairly high end), so I guess I'd better get renovating. No, wait, on second thought I'll just avoid judgmental, hateful clients. Yes, that seems like a better idea.

From about 13:18 Graham Norton and Bea Arthur chat to a guy who is massively into pedal pumping. It's not the most respectful thing I've seen, but it's still fun.

Eesh.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php "In the Journal of Urology study, researchers found the following among the group of 80 men: An average penis size of 8.8 cm (3.5 inches) when flaccid An average penis size of 12.9 cm (5.1 inches) when erect." There are lots of studies on penis size, and they vary wildly in what is determined to be the average range. Those where measurements are taken by the researchers, rather than having men self report, tend to result in the average range starting at or just below 5". So you're pretty much average. A full basket in the trousers is more about testicle size and underwear choice than penis size. Briefs are generally helpful, if it's something you care about particularly.

Happily in the UK it is legal, and therefore I do. I find rates in the US are 2-2.5x higher than the UK. I wonder if that has anything to do with the illegality.

You would need a huge island (more like a continent) and a reliable way of identifying pedophiles...

Queer seems more inclusive than LGBT+. The latter seems to imply a core group with some stragglers.

Awww, I love Pup Spot. Not sure who the other Pup is though.

I haven't watched the series, but I have seen occasional clips because I follow Shane and Courtney on social media. I'm thrilled he won, though I'm disappointed that Ann Widdecombe got to the final two. It's a bit like Macron beating Le Penn in the French election: great that he won, but disappointing she was ever in serious contention.