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Skurril

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  1. 4 hours ago, beethoven said:

    I was very surprised to read that a client had the experience described at Utopia.  I have been a client there since it opened, and I have known the owner Xiao, for longer than that.   What is described here is TOTALLY at variance from any experience I have had there, and I find it very hard to believe that "later attempts to reconcile with the owner failed."

    Of course, I wasn't there, nor could I find the post to which Skurril refers to.  Nor do I know who this gentleman is.  But I think that something is fishy here.  It does not add up at all.

     

     

    What doesn’t add up? 

    Xiao (Jack?) was responsive via text—his number, as you must know, is posted in all the rooms. The problem was that he stuck by his employee’s claims that I had never been granted a reservation, despite my call record; after I pressed further, he quoted them as saying I was a repeat no-show (though I’d never gone enough to have a reputation per se, and had certainly never ghosted a reservation). The former could’ve been an ‘honest’ mistake for which they failed to take responsibility, but the latter was an outright lie. Owner seemed to try to stay agnostic; didn’t attempt restitution and only recommended I reserve via internet in future. 

  2. It was even worse for me at Utopia recently after I called to reserve and wasn’t notified of the double booking until after my massage had started, when I was unapologetically asked to get up, dress, and leave. Staff were unmoved by my outrage and my later attempts to reconcile with owner failed. I’ve had good experiences here too, but terrible is also a possibility.

  3. 2 hours ago, sync said:

    I had no idea what "snowballing" is, so, I checked it out in the Urban Dictionary.

    Curbing my curiosity is a must!!

    🤢 🤮

    Snowballing

    An act where cum is passed from one person's mouth to another's mouth.
     
    © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ®
     

    Someone get granny her smelling salts! Anyone shocked by this probably will have a hard time on this site. And judgment atop that is especially unwelcome. 

  4. On 8/16/2021 at 5:18 PM, KrisParr said:

    I hate to be crude, but I’ve often run into the masseur needing a shower. Rubbing and tugging can work up a sweat and it doesn’t take too long to ripen. So perhaps a hygiene rating? Daisy fresh to aged garlic?

    Some of us actively seek an unshowered masseur for their ripeness, so this criterion could be useful both for those avoiding and seeking…

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