Ah congrats. This one didn't have the platonic item checked, but said something like "I'm essentially looking for a platonic relationship". So probably the same.
Hmm why would someone describe themselves as 'non-smoking' and have a picture of themselves smoking in their profile?
Why would someone describe themselves as looking for a platonic relationship and then have pics (including several private) displaying their bodies to advantage?
Ok, I understand #2 a bit better, maybe someone just wants arm candy, etc.
"Fully hard during the entire time guaranteed."
Make sure to plan for the ER trip if you book an overnight. Is it the same guy? Or is it just old pics vs current pics or touch-ups vs no touch-ups?
Due to a very specific kink of his, offering him exactly $17.50 will require Zac to be your "anything goes" sex boy for the following month. Curiously this also happens if you say "brah, killer quads" to him in the locker room.
The idea of being touched by an unknown man is repulsive to him, but he wants to be at least theoretically available. Some horny billionaire needs to tame this pony!
It would be extra hilarious if he were actually bi and just picky about what sort of D he likes.
Yes, he is. My own experience with him is limited to F4F. He's nice enough, but I had the impression of the sort of guy who might check his phone a lot on a date, or his hair. Again, no in-person experience, so maybe I'm wrong.
Ah yes, the Great Hunk Hunt. They think they can hide in the their baggy clothes and neighbor's back yards, but they shall be found.
Hmm, another porno idea. *writes that down*
Sounds like a Grindr edition of Twilight Zone, where you suddenly look in the mirror and realize YOU were the fake, all along.
*cut to wide pull-away shot as you yell out "Nooooooo!!!!!! *