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Moe

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  1. Oh man :( bad news bears all around!

     

    Typically I don't even read the reviews on the ads because they tend to be untrustworthy (usually written by the masseurs). I SHOULD have read more carefully.

     

    Thanks for the heads up Moe!

     

    No problem, I just hope you saw this before you contacted him

  2. Second review warns that he is a scam:

     

     

    This guy is a scam. Lists three random cities (prob cities he has pix of room keys for) that are nowhere near each other, with dates that overlap. Even though dates are in the future, he says he's wherever you are now and that the website is in error. Then says you need to send money in advance via iTunes gift card, even for same-day appointments. When I asked him to call me from his hotel room to verify, number shows from a completely different state. When he's challenged, he just says he'll pass. Try it if you think I'm making this up.

  3. Remember Moe- it's not always looks that make you irresistible. It's the chemistry between the parties . . . And the size of your wallet that plays a part.

     

    I'm too socially awkward for many, hopefully I'll win the lottery (or get beat up by a United Airlines employee) soon and be able to throw wallets full of cash at men.

  4. Im bored at work on a slow business day and need some distraction. Figured I'd ask, how was your first erotic massage? Give details please, bored and horny, and reading while using my imagination feels hotter than watching porn <_<.

     

    My first time was a hot young Brazilian. I was mad when I walked in because he used someone else's photos, but he was still hot (his body was better than the pics) and I figured what the heck.

     

    After 10 minutes of rubbing my back I felt his package pressing against my hand. I'm a pretty dense guy so it took me a bit to realize he wanted me to play with him. So, slowly start rubbing my hand and he gets rock hard.

     

    Unfortunately he gets on my back, and things took a turn for the worse. I was expecting a bit more rub and tug but instead I received an unwanted surprise- he tried to penetrate me bareback. I just remember extreme pain, getting furious and getting dressed and walking out without paying.

     

    Never did see him advertise again. I hope you guys have better stories than mine.

  5. I hired him yesterday. I read a review on here saying the pics aren't him but the massage was better than most spa massages, so i decided to hire him since it's been a long while since I had one. Pics are definitely not him, which was still a let down even though I knew about it prior. Massage was decent, but I wouldn't rehire - nothing stood out, for what I paid it would have been better to just go to a massage envy a couple of times. I'll save my money for Alexei's magic Russian hands for when he's in town.

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