Lab12

@Lab12 how was your cruise?

it was alright, to a large extent it depends on the group of people who are also on the cruise. I had fun but not worth the price.

Bad?

ooops sorry wrong country, it is just slang to mean it was very good!!!

Met https://rentmen.eu/AlxWard/ today and he is well bad!!!

He’s wearing a MAGA hat!!!!!!!!!

It reads 'Make America Gay Again' and i don't think there is anything wrong with that.

I don't think this is the wrong forum, since this is about travel...and the tour is basically a mobile strip club/brothel.

 

Yes, I have done the tour...twice. Once with a friend, once alone. The owner/operator/host is a hyped up (understandably, since I saw him snorting something more than once) hustler who hires local strippers as the crew. It is an all-inclusive (except for the tips) deal. You depart in the late morning, head to Los Arcos, where they give you a chance to snorkel for about 15 minutes or so, using very basic, ill-fitting gear (don't think of this as an actual snorkeling tour or you will be disappointed), then continue on to a remote bay with a few restaurants, where you are served lunch (also included, except for beverages). The food is plain and filling, nothing fancy, and they switch between restaurants, depending on who offers them the best deal or who can accommodate the crowd they bring, so there's no way to know where you are actually going to be eating until you pull up. After lunch, you hop back on the boat and head to a (hopefully) deserted beach, where you can take off your clothes if you want. The strippers/crew all get naked at this point, and the "foreskin shots" begin. This is the highlight for many of the tourists. The strippers insert their fingers into their foreskins, stretch them out and up into a cup shape, and the host pours your choice of liquor into the foreskin, and a customer quickly sucks out the liquor, and sucks the head of the stripper in the process. They also have strippers get down on their hands and knees, and they pour liquor down the crack of the stripper's ass, and you put your mouth on the stripper's butt (above the anus) and catch the liquor. The crowd often has to be cajoled into participating. After spending some time there, the boat heads back to the pier near Los Muertos beach.

 

The crew is hired from the stripper bar Antropology, and the host shows up there the night before and tries to make deals with the guys to crew the boat the next day, so you never know who you are going to get, and the crew ranges from cute to very rough-looking. The two times I have gone it was a mix of attractive, semi-attractive, and unattractive guys. They ply you with liquor from the beginning, and they especially turn up the liquor service on the way back to town, which is when they start to ask for tips--they tell people to hold their tips until the end of the day, when you are at your drunkest. I had some fun the first time I went, but when we got to the "deserted" beach, there was actually an elderly straight couple already there, which kind of put a damper on the festivities. Almost nobody got naked, although the old man very clearly stoop up and took off all his clothes, signaling that they didn't mind at all if people got naked! On the second trip, another guy who was nervous and apparently attracted to me latched onto me and tried to stay by my side on the entire trip. Also, on my first trip, they had so many customers that they hired a second boat, and the cute Canadian couple that I wanted to spend some time with got put on the other boat. Your experience on this trip will vary depending on who signs up on that day. The crowd always includes Mexican tourists, as well as tourists from the US and Canada. It starts out a little timid, but everyone loosens up after a few rounds of alcohol, and by the time you get back, you are sure to have found some fast friends. The strippers begin working hard for their tips on the trip back, and I saw one letting a guy suck his dick for 30 seconds or so, but that was the most I saw in terms of action. If you think the tour sounds fun, go for it. I don't think it's a bad way to spend a day, if you keep your expectations low. If you simply want to find an escort, it would be easier and cheaper to go to Antropology or Wet Dreams.

 

One suggestion: they are serious when they tell people to take motion sickness meds. I did so both times. And on both trips I saw other customers sick and puking. They hand the pills out just before you get on the boat (if they have them available), but I would buy them and take them 30 minutes to an hour ahead of time just to be sure.

Thanks Mate, I will be going on the cruise on the 2nd of December hopefully it is fun. Thanks for the insight

I think this is in the wrong forum

I did not know where to post it frankly, but I figured since the cruise had go go boys on it, this forum might not be so bad. Where do you suggest I post it?

Has anyone been on the Wet N Wild day cruise in Puerto Vallarta. If yes, Is it as fun as it seems to be?

http://pvsunsetpartycruise.com/wet-and-wild-tour

just an addendum to my previous reply with regards https://rentmen.eu/AndresPTY/ well, it is a hit and miss with this guy, just be cautious and very clear with your expectations. Last weekend with him was not so good.

I’m not an online escort fan but if you want to find escorts in person I’d suggest Spartacu’s gay club in Mexico City and also BB Boy Bar in Mexico City.

BB show bar or Boy Bar?

@Matt Colunga dude can you give us the official pricing please.

How was it? Anything you could share with us?

I was with one escort the whole weekend https://rentmen.eu/AndresPTY I had a lot of fun with him. Going out, romp in bed and helping with the earthquake relief effort

Heading there tomorrow!!

Met Tulio in January, pretty nice guy.

I had a patient from Arkansas, whose son was an escort in Chicago, I walked into her room to talk to her about her upcoming bone marrow transplant and there he is!!! I kept my shit together and went about my business. Thank God I did not have to be present for the entirety of the transplant transfusion, I would have definitely lost a measure of composure lol

Diego Summers - I don't think he is an escort

Alexander Greene - Only the good Lord knows where that bloke is

Vito Gallo - He retired from pornography, i guess.

Those are my unreachable stars!!!

Well, after all the hullabaloo about this trip, I get to Miami and lose my wallet so I don't even get to meet the escort for whom this concern was raised. No debauchery for me, I am buggered beyond repair!!!

Gents -

Visiting St Louis for a few days next week and thinking about going to BnB. Any thoughts or suggestions - best times, special nights, etc? And any guidance on VIP rules?

Thanks

With the VIP they have two options $75 and $200 or $250 I am not quite sure. With the 75$ VIP you can make out with the stripper, according to the barman that i spoke to anything goes, apart from coitus and ejaculation. Obviously the stripper can get naked but you can't. With the $200 option, anything goes including coitus and you wish to achieve. If you have any more questions kindly let me know.

I sent an escort a message on Whatsapp asking him if he was okay with the fact that I am black, yesterday in the morning, he's not responded as at this afternoon, so I am a bit weary about the prospects of hiring him.

I have been in the US for sometime now and I am still trying to wrap my head around the social dynamics of the American society. Apart from an incident with an escort, I have not had any overt display of racism or racial bias thus, the whole topic makes me deeply uncomfortable. My favorite days are when i hear statements like

1. Hey you talk really funny.

2. Yo, bruh why you talk like you is white.

3. I was not expecting a black person, you sounded really nice over the phone

4. Why are you talking like a British (Briton), you are black.

I usually giggle or laugh at statements like those, because i truly find them funny even though I recognise the inherent error in them

@bigvalboy thanks it is an ancient ceremonial gold mask of the Asante Kingdom, where my dad is originally from.

I know this is a controversial topic, but how do you go about asking the rather unfortunate question 'are you okay with my race?'

Is it safe to assume that if an escort has not established any racial boundaries in their advertisement then it is unlikely that they will have a problem with a client's race?

I am asking because I have been in a very uncomfortable situation with regards to my race with an escort and I'd really love to avoid that unfortunate encounter.

Heading to Miami to have some fun as a gift to myself for passing my boards!!! heard Twist has some pretty good strippers...are they strippers strippers or just buff blokes dancing around in underwear? I just need a bit of information.

Did Rafael Lords stop doing porn?

http://rentmen.com/RoyceXXL

i recommend him, i think he is travelling to NYC, DC and LA this month