"Too disgusting to hire an escort" never came out of my mouth (or anyone else's) but I suppose I appreciate the effort.
I think you somewhat missed the point. This conversation is about my anxiety hiring escorts while fat, so "trying to fit it" or "getting the hotties to notice you" is far from the issue I described. While I agree getting in shape would probably help with some of my issues, I'm certainly not doing it so an escort will like me.