beachboy

OMG! Why doesn't my mechanic look like that?!

That's what I call a lickathon!

Buy Buy one get one free ass warmed up by a saddle?!

Freckled & gorgeous! Hmmm......

In the UK an escort or erotic masseur working alone in a home/premises is legal. More than 1 provider in the same premises is considered a brothel & is illegal. Lord knows how Villa Gianni survives!

A potentially explosive fall out!

Careful not to freeze your assets!

I have met 1 or 2 who seemed a little reluctant. I feel they enjoyed the action but maybe felt a little vulnerable having assumed the position! I did manage to convert 1 who said it wasn't his thing. Having given his rear end a good tongue bath he then swapped positions & enthusiastically returned the favour!

Deal!

Lord have mercy, flip him over!

I think he compares pretty well in the package department with the big guys. I'm not greedy anyway!

Good things cum (!) In small packages!

Smelling salts PLEASE!

I'd force myself!

Do I shake your hand or......! .

Oh dear. I'm sure there'll be plenty others keen to partake of your charms! Do you advertise?

I take your point, but don't all performers need a big ego to do what they do? Agreed Dietrich didn't have the greatest voice but she had what Garland & others with better voices didn"t have-charisma. She could stand in front of a microphone & with a shrug of a shoulder or a raised eyebrow could convey a lyric so clearly & succinctly without needing expansive gestures. She also had longevity & was entertaining in packed auditoria long after many others had retired or succumbed to the ravages of drugs or alcohol. She was no angel but had discipline & a strong work ethic & although she loved to party, work came first.

She was advised not to sing in German in Tel Aviv. Her reply was 'I will not sing one song in German-I will sing nine!' This she did, opening with a German lullaby which melted the hearts of the whole audience. She included a lament sung in Yiddish in honour of all those who perished in the holocaust. Coming from someone of German birth that took balls & the Jewish audience loved her.

Me too. Dietrich was a legend. She renounced her German citizenship in the face of Nazism, entertained the Allied troops on the front line during WW2 & received the highest honours from America & France then went on to become the highest paid cabaret artist in the world including performing in Israel with Burt Bacharach as musical director as a contribution towards reconciliation. She was openly bisexual in a very prejudiced world & didn't give a damn! She had charisma & glamour rarely seen & only stopped performing in her 70's when she broke her thigh in a fall in Sydney & retired to her apartment in Paris where she lived till she was 92-not bad for someone who was reported to live on 'champagne & cigarettes!' I & many others would love to see a biopic of this amazing icon as long as it isn't based on her daughter's book which was written with a poison pen.

Not only his sugar daddy!

You too. Hope the forum is helping to widen your market

How about all of them in numerical order?!

I'm afraid not. He didn't escort & now apparently retired from porn & in the British armed forces

I'm afraid not. He didn't escort & now apparently retired from escorting & in the British armed forces.

Now you're just teasing those of us who don't live in NY!