Ok, here's the latest absurdity from the ongoing surrealism of the London escort scene. I responded to a newbie on rentmen who uses a full name in his ad, but when I called him he didn't pick up, which is fair enough. What's VERY odd, though, is that when he later called me back, he identified himself using some other name besides the one in his ad, so of course I had no idea it was he, especially since his number didn't come up on the phone. You'd think if you were going to use a fake name that you would at least stick with it when phoning a potential client back, but evidently not.
Needless to say he won't be hearing from me ever again.