Well I hope this one cleans better than my current IROBOT -
I let it lose before leaving for work only to find it has cleaned nothing but the living room floor and is sobbing against the bottom stair. . . when I get home
NO!
So put on your Big Boy Pants and Butch It Up
=== They Draw Blood and slide a swab 1/2 inch inside your dick - and another on about an inch up your ass and the final one they swab your throat. If you are a sexually active human you should be tested regularly ---
It is better to keep your dick than your dignity --- and while you are there have the doc fondle your nuts to check for testicular cancer - And if you bitch about the blood test the doc squeezes your nuts extra hard or he call me to do it -- and you will think the blood test was pure joy
Do You Need to Go to the Gas Station and Hookup to the Tire Air Pump? Cause when you came back to the car,with a Pine Air Freshener and a Hard On you can steer the car with Id like to know -- What the f. . .
Going to be difficult --- 44 years worth of dried cum and piss are holding that place together -- Not to mention the ghosts of ODs past.
Add in the Sweat - and the entire demolition crew will be hard as rocks just walking in the door -- Talk about pheromones!
In Philly we have "Any Name" and Anonymous testing. If you go to the Health Dept they will tell you just put down any name -- Does not matter they are not checking IDs -- It is about their funding and how many separate patients they have served.
HIV testing is totally anonymous - Right in the Gayborhood is the Washington Sq. West Project = Free and anonymous HIV rapid testing --- It is right next to KNOCK - Bar/Restaurant --- They also do any name testing for the full range of STI testing -- But you should check the website for hours HIV tests always available -- Full spectrum STI screening Limited hours
So come to Philly go to Brunch at KNOCK - get tested and then go back to the Bar to buy that cute boy a drink
I actually like being alone or with one or two friend for NYE. I never go out on NYE
this is likely due to the fact that I worked about 20 NYEs in a row.
Just wonder what some of the Members of the Board are doing this evening?
After a lovely Xmas Eve with a Gentle Friend - I thought a Quiet NYE would be appropriate.
So I am making a small Prime Rib Roast with a Garlic Rosemary Crust - baked stuffed potatoes -
fresh creamed spinach en casserole dusted with crushed Pine Nuts -- with an Asiago/Gruyere topping
Chilled Stone Crab Claws with a Whole Grain Dijonaise with minced Dill Weed for starters
and Lemon Gelato Topped with Fresh Blueberries and Godiva Dark Chocolate Shavings for dessert.
Movies in front of the fireplace === "Capote" and "Silver Linings Playbook"
Too Cold for the Mummers Tomorrow! Will likely see my regular Gentleman Friend for Brunch
Or the bearded one can soften his facial fur pre-rimming with Conditioner and/or a drop of baby oil worked into the beard post shampooing on dry clean beard