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Yes do the PT before to strengthen and after

Find out the name and model and manufacturer of the replacement they intend to use -- Then research its history ---- I did not and after 4 years of constant post replacement pain am likely looking at what they call Revision surgery on my knee.

I tip my barber rather liberally every time I get my hair cut (about once per month), so I see no reason for a larger tip than normal at the holidays.

I tip my barber well after each visit.

But, I look at it this way since I get an old-fashioned hot towel/face massage followed by a straight razor shave in conjunction with my beard trim ---- This is one man I really, really want to be happy to see me!!!

This equals BIG HOLIDAY TIP!!!

I tip my barber rather liberally every time I get my hair cut (about once per month), so I see no reason for a larger tip than normal at the holidays.

I tip my barber well after each visit.

But, I look at it this way since I get an old-fashioned hot towel/face massage followed by a straight razor shave in conjunction with my beard trim ---- This is one man I really, really want to be happy to see me!!!

This equals BIG HOLIDAY TIP!!!

need to get out tonight...

Just for future reference - must clubs are open holidays - crowd and doors may not be until a little later that usual. Bar owners figure after 4 hours of family and kids drooling that the average urban homosexual would pay triple for a drink served to them by a hot man wearing practically nothing.

In the alternative -- Call before you go out and freeze your balls!

need to get out tonight...

Just for future reference - must clubs are open holidays - crowd and doors may not be until a little later that usual. Bar owners figure after 4 hours of family and kids drooling that the average urban homosexual would pay triple for a drink served to them by a hot man wearing practically nothing.

In the alternative -- Call before you go out and freeze your balls!

It is like this -- Except in Philly we play with Boys~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQTZ8Q_YrHs

And the Winner gets a greasy cheesy Tube Steak

I bring a prune cake which is from a very old family recipe.

Old but Very Regular Family

Condom size generally refers to the girth of a man.

 

Awhile back I made a mistake and used a regular sized condom on a guy who should have been in a magnum. Semen leaked out of the condom because it was too tight and I ended up with a cream pie. Oops.

 

This obviously effects bottoms more than tops

 

Freaked me out at the time.

 

Lesson learned make sure the condom is the right size. For both larger girths and smaller girths.

 

Unsolicited condom recommendations

Snugger: kimono micro thin

Average: Trojan bareskin

Larger: Trojan magnum bareskin

All three condoms are amazing in terms of thinness and durability.

 

My motto: safety first

Bring a Condom Buffett - After it is all business supplies and deductible

I wipe backward with my toilet paper on the roll over the top.

I use a roll of TP wrapped around an electric mixer - I get clean and an ass hair perm all at the same time!

=Carol Channing

=Billy Crystal

=Joan Rivers

=Martin Sheen w/Emilio Esteves

=Mike Douglas

=Merv Griffin {Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew)

=Charles Nelson Reilly

=Phyliss Diller

=Mario Cantone - Comic - Broadway - Sex in the City

Disco Days

=Bonnie Pointer (The Pointer Sisters)

=The Weather Girls

=Linda Clifford

=Sylvester

=Vicky Sue Robinson

=Pamela Stanley

=Eartha Kitt

=Gloria Gaynor

Politicos

=Sen. Teddy Kennedy

=Cong Barney Frank

=Gov Ed Rendell

=EEOC Chair Obama Admin -- Chia Feldblum (Lesbian)

=US Ambassador James Hormel (Gay)

=US Ambassador John Berry (Gay)

Asstd Porn Actors --

@Avalon, thank you so much for this thread.

Well I was not IN the service --- But I have Certainly Thanked more than my share of

Servicemen. In particular those from Ft Bragg NC - Dover AF Base - Savannah -- the Military Warfare College in Carlisle PA == Ft Dix NJ -- The Presedio in San Fran CA == Anapolis MD Cadets -- ETC --- I love to teach

And for all of those of all age whom I have not had the honor to meet -- Thank You for your Service

Donald Trump.

The question was Smartest Human - Not best trained rodent.

https://www.quora.com/Who-is-the-smartest-human-being-thats-ever-lived

Julia Sugarbaker

Kale isn't food - It is for decorating plates and buffet trays and retreading your tired

Both Physically and Verbally

A way outdate impractical practice

I could imagine it on waffles. When I was a kid, we frequently had creamed chipped beef for dinner, usually with mashed potatoes, but occasionally on toast. When I was in the army, we often had creamed chipped beef for breafast, with toast or biscuits. With toast it was called " shit on a shingle."

When we were kids my mother made cream chipped ham - bought a pound of smoked ham from the deli for a buck - sauce and toast - then applesauce for dessert = cheap meal for 6ppl usually on Friday - Dad got paid on Saturday

On the recent episode of "MasterChef Junior" the young chefs had to make chicken and waffles. I just don't get it. To me waf

fles are for breakfast and chicken is for lunch or dinner. It must be a regional thing.

 

Now there are some things one can have for any meal. My father liked biscuits and gravy and could eat that for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

I like Cream Chipped Beef on Waffles as Well!

In the South EVERY Truck Stop/Diner has Both -- Along with Biscuits and Gravy!

Now put Cream Chipped Beef on Biscuits and Gravy on the Chix on top of the Waffles!!

Mmmmmmmmmm ---- Gooooood = Like livin in an episode of The Andy Griffith Show!

Amen. With lots of friends present, okay.

Those Friends are known as back up Singers

Hey there!

 

I know that for me personally if the questions dive into too explicit a territory or ask for the specific series of actions will take place during our time together - I draw back as that makes me uncomfortable for a multitude of reasons, not the least of which is the legal aspect.

 

 

What sort of questions are you asking / what details do you need to know?

Do you prefer Tupperware or Rubberware?

They are a fun couple --- are they available for orgies?

Sinatra or Barry White songs?

"i can't get hard for lard"... as some of my friends would say.

Due to other health issues Steroids Impose major long term weight swings upon me - then the fight to free myself -- And all that time I am still fun fantastic kinky cuddly loving loyal