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VIVA NIHILISM!
 
What was the last name of your first random hookup?
What was the first name of your favorite teacher that failed you?
What was the name of the school where you were first bullied?
What's your favorite book you never finished reading?
What's your favorite movie where all actors have now died?

Ay, ay, ay...in bold above, my feelings encapsulated exactly. Kissing, to me, is the key to intimacy and possibly vulnerability. If we are not willing to surrender ourselves to either, what you will have in your hands is a collection of random hook ups instead of a string of human connections. Nothing bad with the former, but the latter, to me, is so much hotter! To Juan's eloquent point, for the human connection to happen, it has to be a 2-way street - client and compa gotta be willing to play, and to do so, listen to you partner, follow their cues

Let me clarify. If both partners want to eat each other alive, that is just called kissing. And yes, it's pretty hot, and pretty rare.
 
Tonsil raping is when one partner, without warm up, without care and without reciprocation seems intent in pushing his tongue as deep into his protesting partner's mouth as he can. One attacks, the other tries to squirm away.
 
Tonsil raping is a one way street. And sadly, it is terribly common. A couple clients in this forum have written that the way to ensure an escort "kisses" is to thrust their tongues as deep into their mouths as they can as soon as the escort walks through the door. "If he doesn't like that, send him his way", was their advise.
 
So gross in so many ways.
 

 
Don't feel weird. You are entitled to like whatever you like. That's awesome. Just make sure to avoid the temptation to think that because you are paying someone to spend time with you, your way of intimacy has to be obeyed. Intimacy is a two way street, otherwise it's just rape. Propose, listen, respect, negotiate, enjoy.
 
There are clients and escorts, however, who believe the escort is just a machine that has to fake enjoyment doing things he abhors. As long as the escort fakes well, the client is happy. That is not intimacy, though. All you have to do is chose which camp you want to live in.
 

 
In that, when it comes to me, at least, you are wrong. But it doesn't have anything to do with the client being hot, or beautiful. If the client is clean, respectful, present, considerate and is treating me like a human being, if he is listening to my kissing and is abandoning into his own, it is really hard NOT to fall in love a little... In the height of the passion there is this delicious abandon that has to take place and my heart breaks a little and it makes it bigger and stronger. If I don't fall in love a little during the session, I feel the session didn't take off.
 
In order to never compromise my clients' feelings, it is my duty, as a responsible escort to to get that little infatuation filed in a secret place in my heart and move on, grateful, happy, fulfilled.
 
Mutual kissing is where it's at!

...Make it to the 4th page of this thread?

I can't speak on behalf of all escorts, but I am like your friend.
 
I can't imagine sex without kissing. The spring that makes my dick hard is hidden somewhere in my lips. I kiss because I love it and if we meet I will want to kiss you. As my reviews can attest I am a great kisser and do it with gusto... unless, of course, you have bad breath.
 
Onions, coffee, garlic, any kind of food, cheeses, gastrointestinal problems, dental problems, badly affixed dental prosthesis, sinus and other infections. The reasons for bad breath are many, they sometimes are in our blind spot, which means that we may not even be able to think about correcting them. We don't know that we don't know that which we ignore, and therefore we have absolutely no desire to fix it.
 
And of course, the rule number one about bad breath is:
 
He who has bad breath (or bad overall hygiene) is always adamant he is fresh, clean, minty and delicious. You never know when you have bad breath.
 
If you are with me and I am not kissing you, you have bad breath. There is no mystery there. I will let you know, I will ask you to brush your teeth, I will give you mints. If you pretend to brush your teeth and come back and I still don't kiss you, it's because you have bad breath.
 
Believe me, I so wish you didn't, because the session would be so much more fun! It would be hotter and more exciting. I am not lying to avoid kissing you.. I WANT to kiss you. If I am not kissing you... you have bad breath.
 
A cut dick will be clean 95% of the times. Unless you have incredibly bad hygiene and haven't showered at all, sucking dick is an incredibly safer bet than kissing. It's not because it's more intimate, it's just less stinky.
 
Also, a dick will not force its tongue out, trying to stick it as wet and deep into your tonsils, as some people do. If you try to rape my tonsils, if you try to pass on gobs of saliva into my mouth, I will actually let you know that doesn't do it for me. If after ten attempts you keep trying to rape my throat while attempting to push back my face into yours, I will forget about "kissing" and will focus on your dick, or ass.
 
If you are an adult having sex, then you should have a support system. Find a friend to whom you can ask whether your breath smells often. Ask your dentist. Learn proper dental hygiene. Avoid bad breath causing foods and habits, especially before having sex. If you have a beard or moustache, trim it to human proportions and make sure it's impeccably clean, shampoo it carefully to erase smells, brush it to make sure theres nothing on it, Ask your partner if you notice hesitation on his part, and LISTEN to what he says. Don't slobber all over his face, thinking it sexy. Don't rape his throat. Don't force his face in place. Remember kissing is a two way language that requires listening, proposing, and negotiating. Notice when he recoils in horror, notice when he moans with pleasure.
 
If you do all this, I assure you, all good kissers will want to kiss you and won't be able to hold back.
 
And all of those who don't kiss... who gives a shit about them? Who cares!

Here is a toast to your getting plunged! May your inner bottom flow with ease.
 
...hmmmm...not sure I'm liking this image! un beso y abrazo a ti y al plunger...

Here is a toast to your getting plunged! May your inner bottom flow with ease.
 
...hmmmm...not sure I'm liking this image! un beso y abrazo a ti y al plunger...

Despardo, I don't have face pix to share, but I can assure you that reality surpasses the myth/legend. Only warning is to not look him directly in the eyes for extended periods of time bc you might turn to mush. God, those eyes! He is in my in top 3 and I'm VERY picky. And, yes, he sings beautifully! Makes a mean organic snack bar too. Woof!

Glennnn, those wonderful as is, I might change it to:
 
"Never say, "Ow!" Always say, "MORE!!"

Imagine the taste of Sodomite.
 
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Okay, I'm back from the doctor. It's something that's easily healed, apparently the connecting (or dividing?) tissue between my colon and my rectum got a little chaffed and inflamed because I had the runs a couple of weeks ago. I just have to put ointment on it twice a day and shove a pill up my butthole every night (that is actually bottom great training, right there) and everything will be completely healed up within a couple of days! YAY! I AM SO READY TO STICK THINGS UP MY BUTT! ANY TAKERS???? (I mean GIVERS HAHAHAHA).

Third from the top, he is the one to do me, officer!

Sheessh... I feel like smoking a cigarette after reading your post, vabballfan! And I'm a non-smoker!

CC... don't leave home without it!

Luv it, Mattr! Here is one of my favorite quotes...“Negative results are just what I want. They’re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don’t.” -Thomas Edison

I have the same issue with the "wall" . glad there is a solution... i will have to continue to experiment!

Very smooth Truereview.

Playwrestler, Im a skeptic, and I have to see it, to believe it...when can I come over to see you prove it? Or just upload a few images for us...I have a hard time visualizing<ahem>.

Backdoor Balm, Rectal Relief, Cornhole Comfort, Anus Nopainus,

You would think someone @ AnalEaze Marketing would have come up with a better name for this product! Something less obvious...I'm seriously thinking of starting a new thread on renaming this product. How about...burnbegone or open-sesame or gate-to-heaven?

You would think someone @ AnalEaze Marketing would have come up with a better name for this product! Something less obvious...I'm seriously thinking of starting a new thread on renaming this product. How about...burnbegone or open-sesame or gate-to-heaven?

You would think someone @ AnalEaze Marketing would have come up with a better name for this product! Something less obvious...I'm seriously thinking of starting a new thread on renaming this product. How about...burnbegone or open-sesame or gate-to-heaven?

You would think someone @ AnalEaze Marketing would have come up with a better name for this product! Something less obvious...I'm seriously thinking of starting a new thread on renaming this product. How about...burnbegone or open-sesame or gate-to-heaven?