Now, Brian, after I have generously brought Francois to your attention, I think you could leave #14 for me. I know there's a chasm between us (you and I) in terms of age, and I suppose #14 might be tempted by your (undoubtedly) firmer flesh, but if I took him out for ice cream, I'd buy him as big a cone as he wanted, and while he was licking it (slowly, erotically), I'd be similarly licking the part of him that he is showing off so nicely. (No, it's not his shoes.)