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I bit the bullet and got a massage from Dan. I'll give a quick overview here, but feel free to PM me for details.
 
Dan is Venezuelan and looks just like his pictures, if not a bit more toned in real life. He just moved to D.C. and is planning to be here for a while. The massage was done on a table and nude, but he used what I can only describe as orange-scented wood polishing oil (it was extremely slippery, didn't absorb at all, and didn't smell good). He gave a so-so massage (maybe a B or B-) and didn't use very much pressure. It is clear he doesn't have any formal training. There were also a few points where he was only using one hand, which was annoying. As was stated before, he was upfront beforehand about it being an extra $20 for HE. He mentioned it being "interactive," but didn't ever position himself for that. Standard HE.
 
I personally wouldn't repeat, but aside from the oil he used it wasn't the worst experience I've had for sure.

I bit the bullet and got a massage from Dan. I'll give a quick overview here, but feel free to PM me for details.
 
Dan is Venezuelan and looks just like his pictures, if not a bit more toned in real life. He just moved to D.C. and is planning to be here for a while. The massage was done on a table and nude, but he used what I can only describe as orange-scented wood polishing oil (it was extremely slippery, didn't absorb at all, and didn't smell good). He gave a so-so massage (maybe a B or B-) and didn't use very much pressure. It is clear he doesn't have any formal training. There were also a few points where he was only using one hand, which was annoying. As was stated before, he was upfront beforehand about it being an extra $20 for HE. He mentioned it being "interactive," but didn't ever position himself for that. Standard HE.
 
I personally wouldn't repeat, but aside from the oil he used it wasn't the worst experience I've had for sure.

I bit the bullet and got a massage from Dan. I'll give a quick overview here, but feel free to PM me for details.
 
Dan is Venezuelan and looks just like his pictures, if not a bit more toned in real life. He just moved to D.C. and is planning to be here for a while. The massage was done on a table and nude, but he used what I can only describe as orange-scented wood polishing oil (it was extremely slippery, didn't absorb at all, and didn't smell good). He gave a so-so massage (maybe a B or B-) and didn't use very much pressure. It is clear he doesn't have any formal training. There were also a few points where he was only using one hand, which was annoying. As was stated before, he was upfront beforehand about it being an extra $20 for HE. He mentioned it being "interactive," but didn't ever position himself for that. Standard HE.
 
I personally wouldn't repeat, but aside from the oil he used it wasn't the worst experience I've had for sure.

I love Sour Diesel and Blue Dream. Those have been widely available in my experience traveling. I'm just now realizing I've been a bud smoker for about 5 years and I've never even looked into which strains were described as being "good" for sex. I will say, I haven't tried too many (if any) that have made sex bad!!

Awesome. Glad you found him. Sorry I couldn’t figure it out. ☺️

Oh yes, that reminds me... The photos were also old and misleading (quite possibly even photoshopped).

I’ve had a massage with him before. Sub-par massage skills and not much else to write home about. Would not repeat nor recommend based on my experience.

I’ve had a massage with him before. Sub-par massage skills and not much else to write home about. Would not repeat nor recommend based on my experience.

From what I recall He quoted me at either 160 or 180 by text and I left him what he had asked for. After I left he texted me thanking me for the “$20 tip” - I was a bit pissed off. But I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt and assuming he originally meant 140 or 160 and had added the extra $ as a typo/mistake.

I love Sour Diesel and Blue Dream. Those have been widely available in my experience traveling. I'm just now realizing I've been a bud smoker for about 5 years and I've never even looked into which strains were described as being "good" for sex. I will say, I haven't tried too many (if any) that have made sex bad!!

Nice girth. How’s that? Lol

@ontheroad must be hung!

DC guy, what does Tony look like? Feel free to PM me if you want. Thanks!

Your story should be a note of caution for others. It’s a shame, because I had quite a nice impression of Jake based on my massage experience with him.
 
Sorry that this all happened to you - and thank you for sharing.

I bit the bullet and got a massage from Dan. I'll give a quick overview here, but feel free to PM me for details.
 
Dan is Venezuelan and looks just like his pictures, if not a bit more toned in real life. He just moved to D.C. and is planning to be here for a while. The massage was done on a table and nude, but he used what I can only describe as orange-scented wood polishing oil (it was extremely slippery, didn't absorb at all, and didn't smell good). He gave a so-so massage (maybe a B or B-) and didn't use very much pressure. It is clear he doesn't have any formal training. There were also a few points where he was only using one hand, which was annoying. As was stated before, he was upfront beforehand about it being an extra $20 for HE. He mentioned it being "interactive," but didn't ever position himself for that. Standard HE.
 
I personally wouldn't repeat, but aside from the oil he used it wasn't the worst experience I've had for sure.

And let’s not forget our favorite locale BOHICA.
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I bit the bullet and got a massage from Dan. I'll give a quick overview here, but feel free to PM me for details.
 
Dan is Venezuelan and looks just like his pictures, if not a bit more toned in real life. He just moved to D.C. and is planning to be here for a while. The massage was done on a table and nude, but he used what I can only describe as orange-scented wood polishing oil (it was extremely slippery, didn't absorb at all, and didn't smell good). He gave a so-so massage (maybe a B or B-) and didn't use very much pressure. It is clear he doesn't have any formal training. There were also a few points where he was only using one hand, which was annoying. As was stated before, he was upfront beforehand about it being an extra $20 for HE. He mentioned it being "interactive," but didn't ever position himself for that. Standard HE.
 
I personally wouldn't repeat, but aside from the oil he used it wasn't the worst experience I've had for sure.

hi all,
 
Noticed this guy (https://rentmasseur.com/Sergen) visiting dc and am interested in getting a massage. Anyone have experience with him to share from? Feel free to PM me.
 
Thanks!