Jock123

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Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

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Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

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Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

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Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

Exchange between myself (M) and a young man (YM)...
 
YM: I'm sorry. I have to ask. But, what are you?
M: Beg your pardon...
YM: What are you? Obviously you are not like me...
M:I am classified as a mammal within the order of primates. More specifically, my species is Homo sapiens. In short I am a human; much like you.
YM: umm... I meant what is your race...

There's always the classic "I'm totally cool with condoms." Cut to the big moment-"I can't stay hard in condoms, let's bareback."

Exchange with a Brazilian escort in Europe just last week:
 
"Why do you have two identical iPhones?"
"Because my wife would be pissed if she knew I was fucking girls."
"Um, you mean guys?"
"No, she's ok with me fucking guys, she just doesn't like when I fuck other girls, but I really like pussy."
"Oh..."

An escort mentioned he had dinner with his wife before he came to my hotel room, then said, “She’s waiting downstairs for me.”

Hahaha! My motto is never reduce your fee. I would rather lose a potential client than start negotiating the value of my services on a case by case basis. If my fee feels expensive to them, I worry that, at any amount, they are spending money they can't afford to spend anyway. And the worst feeling I could ever leave a client with is regret! That is also the reason I often hesitate to do "right now" requests from new clients.

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Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

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Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

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Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

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Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

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Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

I think clients say the darnedest things too:
 
When it's late - "It's 2am, how soon can you get here?"
When it is literally too late - "Does it hurt when I bite it like this?"
How to kill a boner - "I could be your dad!"

In college when I worked at a car dealership, this is what we would call a tire kicker. They talk a lot and are never to be seen again when it gets serious.

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Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

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Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

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Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

Totally fair game Jock, True, Kevin!!

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Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

"My license was suspended my girlfriend drives me to appointsments can she come in and watch One Tree Hill? (she won't disturb us)"

He may mean it. Once a guy asked me whether his pecs were the best I'd ever seen... When I smiled and said nothing, he jumped out of bed and did 50 push ups.

Come on. You know the answer to that question.
 
You are only conflicted because of the "new car smell" of an 18 year old. If this were a "gently-used" model on the lot you would have walked away immediately.

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