I was excited to book this guy but his communication left much to be desired. I texted him around 3:00 today asking if he could come to my place (I told him my general neighborhood) at 6:30 tonight. He said yes and when I gave him the address he said he’d come to me straight from the gym, where he was headed. I then followed up asking his rates: “250 erotic, 350 full service,” which is rather pricey but I said that if the erotic includes a happy ending let's plan on that. He then asked if I have massage oil or if he should pick some up.
Homo say what?! Um, don’t you have oil, I asked. Yes, but it’s at my place and I didn’t realize I was coming to you from the gym (um, really? That timeline doesn’t quite add up). So I asked if he has his table with him. No, he replied, I don’t travel with it.
i asked more questions and learned that he had quoted me his incall rates and wasn’t charging me for uber since he was coming from the gym (um, thanks?). I said I’d reach out to him another time, and I probably won’t. Too bad.
oh, and he kept calling me “man” even though I gave him my name in the first text.