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    Zman reacted to Guy Fawkes in Friday Funnies   
    Three guys left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who had been the most drunk.
     
    The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks".
     
    To which the second guy replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
     
    And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, I go in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!"
     
    They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first guy says: "Gentlemen, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."
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    Zman reacted to Kevin Slater in Friday Funnies   
    Porn teaches kids an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
     
    Kevin Slater
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    Zman got a reaction from Walker1 in Gay for Pay escorts - any positive experiences?   
    I've had the same experience. I met a Marine on CL who walked right out of central casting: blond, blue-eyed, built like a brick-shit-house. It actually started off great. We met twice and had a hot time. Then he got flaky and manipulative. He arranged meetings he had no intention of keeping. I think it was his passive-aggressive way of saying he was tired of being gay-for-pay. Too bad. He was a find but left a bad taste in my mouth ultimately.
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    Zman reacted to Brad in Escorts: How is your "Boyfriend Experience" different from your Non-BFE?   
    Totally magical- real stuff… Why not? It can transcend.
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    Zman got a reaction from marylander1940 in Stu from Sean Cody and his transformation   
    Very hot guy and that shaving pic is adorable.
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    Zman reacted to + Robster in Stu from Sean Cody and his transformation   
    The shaving pic is my favorite too! So adorable, and I love the way his muscular arm looks in that pic.
     
    Rob
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    Zman reacted to edjames in Friday Funnies   
    For Jackhammer....RIP
     
    A LESSON IN LOGICS
     
    The choices we make reveal the true nature of our character.
     
    Two Tennessee farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
     
    Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."
     
    Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes:. Math, English, History, and Logic.
     
    "Logic" Jim says. "What's that?"
     
    The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed whacker?"
     
    "Yeah."
     
    "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed whacker, I think that you would have a yard."
     
    "That's true, I do have a yard."
     
    The dean then says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
     
    "Yes, I do have a house."
     
    "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
     
    "Yes, I have a family."
     
    "Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
     
    "That's great, I am a heterosexual. You're amazing, you were able to find out all of
    that because I have a weed whacker."
     
    Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
     
    "Logic" Bob says, "What's that?"
     
    Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed whacker?"
     
    Bob says, "No, I don't."
     
    "Faggot."
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    Zman reacted to Kevin Slater in Friday Funnies   
    A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed... driving his partner nuts.
     
    Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so long? Hit the damned ball!"
     
    The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
     
    "Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here."
     
    Kevin Slater
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    Zman reacted to marylander1940 in Naked congressional gym, I'd rather this locker room.   
    http://www.nakedstr8men.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lockerroom-nude-exam5.jpg http://guysr.us/files/2013/11/Locker-Room-Jock-Justin-Leonard-For-Underwear-Nation-1.jpg http://queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws.com/wp/docs/2014/05/7882352_orig.jpg http://guysr.us/files/2013/11/A-Locker-Room-Jock-Threesome-1.jpg
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