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    411 on bigshooter69 in San Diego / LA Area

    in Spas & Masseurs

    Posted

    Has anyone booked a session with this guy?

     

    https://www.adam4adam.com/profile/view/bigshooter69

     

    Where do you want it? ;)

    31, 6'1", 180lb, 30w. Muscular, Brown, Buzzed Body, White.

    Good looking, ripped and easy-going masseur for hire.

    I offer fully nude massage. Feel free to call or text if I'm not online. Actually it's probably the easier way to reach me

     

    (323) 533-0340

    Smoke No, Drink Socially.

    Hi 7,

    Did he unlock his hidden pic for you? I'm curious if its a face pic. Thanks.

    Feet Fetish

    in Fetish Forum

    Posted

    I noticed many of the main stream porn sites--sean cody, corbin fisher--usually include a few good closeups of the models' feet. They seem to go out of their way to include that in their videos. But it's subtle enough to overlook if you aren't into it. I haven't paid attention enough to see if they make sure the feet are well groomed.

    Any advice/directions for deepthroating

    in Questions About Hiring

    Posted

    I taught myself to be able to throat any size dick.

     

    --I lube up the dick first. Lube helps. I use a silicone lube but most any will do.

     

    --My favorite position is lying on my back on the bed with the guy straddling me. He faces my feet. I find this really lets me open up the throat and the dick enters in at a good angle.

     

    --Try to find a guy who really knows how to face fuck and force it in. For me at least, that really helped. LOL. Seriously, this was really sexy to me and helped me get into.

     

    --Do your deep throating on an empty stomach. First thing in the morning was a good time for me.

     

    --Personally, I never practiced with a dildo. It didn't work for me. Though it sounds like it works for some so you might try it.

     

     

    Enjoy. Keep towels handy in case there is any mess.

    Dr. Vester LA

    in Spas & Masseurs

    Posted

    He's cute enough (if the pics are true). But I wonder how welcoming he'd be to non-athlete's since he spends most of the ad talking about sports massage. He might also give a cross-sell to his chiropractic clinic which isn't exactly what I look for from a massage experience.

    Friday Funnies

    in The Lounge

    Posted

    “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in… I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3.”

     

    Here are the scorecard notes from the event:

     

    CHILI # 1 – MIKE’S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI

     

    Judge # 1 — A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.

    Judge # 2 — Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

    Judge # 3 (Frank) — Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that’s the worst one. These New Mexicans are crazy.

     

    CHILI # 2 – EL RANCHO’S AFTERBURNER CHILI

     

    Judge # 1 — Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

    Judge # 2 — Exciting BBQflavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

    Judge # 3 — Keep this out of the reach of children. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

     

    CHILI # 3 – ALFREDO’S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI

     

    Judge # 1 — Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.

    Judge # 2 — A bit salty, good use of peppers.

    Judge # 3 — Call the EPA. I’ve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I’m getting red-faced from all of the beer.

     

    CHILI # 4=2 0- BUBBA’S BLACK MAGIC

     

    Judge # 1 — Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

    Judge # 2 — Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.

    Judge # 3 — I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. Woman is starting to look HOT … Just like this nuclear waste I’m eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

     

    CHILI # 5 – LISA’S LEGAL LIP REMOVER

     

    Judge # 1 — Meaty, strong chili. Jalapeno peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.

    Judge # 2 — Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the jalapeno peppers make a strong statement.

    Judge # 3 — My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I’m burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.

     

    CHILI # 6 – VARGA’S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY

     

    Judge # 1 — Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.

    Judge # 2 — The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb.

    Judge # 3 — My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I’m worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can’t feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

     

    CHILI # 7 – SUSAN’S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI

     

    Judge # 1 — A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

    Judge # 2 — Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.

    Judge # 3 — You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn’t feel a thing. I’ve lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they’ll know what killed me. I’ve decided to stop breathing. It’s too painful. I’m not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I’ll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

     

    CHILI # 8 – BIG TOM’S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI

     

    Judge # 1 — The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

    Judge # 2 — This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he’s going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he’d have reacted to really hot chili?

    Judge # 3 — No report.

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