The beauteous twink in the first image, waring green and white plaid does it for me. He is a bit younger than I usually notice, but I'm willing to wait.
In the interest of fairness, sometimes an unfavorable emoji is inspired by a misinterpretation of the verbiage within the posting, which can be easily remedied if the offended individual points up the issue.
I'm going to play the "they ain't what they used to be" card. Girl Scout cookies have been crap from the time they were no longer produced by Burry in the early 1980's. They used to be among my favorites (vanilla sandwich).
It would surprise me if the prospect of someone passing while in their arms would be appealing regardless of the financial compensation, but every pot has a lid.