WmClarke

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That was way beyond a hint!

It's not easy using the off hand. I have to really focus on the mechanics and force myself to use the off hand--if I stop thinking about it I just naturally switch hands without thinking.

I'm a righty who always jacked righty in the past. But recently I have discovered the joy of using the "off" hand--takes much longer, which can be a lot of fun. So now I'm ambidextrous--at this one specific activity.

I was in middle school. After months of looking at my dad's dirty magazines, I was wondering what sex would feel like. So one day when I was home alone I stripped, make a fist, ran warm water over my hand to simulate a lubricated vagina, lied down on the bed, and fucked my fist. My back arched several inches (in my memory it arched several feet--ha ha) as I climaxed. After that, it was not so elaborate. I did count my orgasms for a while; #100 was the first one that was not dry. When I started to feel attracted to other boys (two in particular) I tried to shut down those feelings. But they just grew stronger and more & more distracting. And I could not stop looking at them in class. Finally, one night I succumbed to the urge and thought about the two boys while I jerked off. It felt great and I then knew I was gay. And I could stop looking at them in class.

Also watching it on the road. And one of the episodes is called "Road Trip." So much fun to watch.

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"Dammit knowledge--leave my head!"

Anyone else watching the second season? Just started.

Shouldn't really be an issue if you stay in. It's going out to eat/dance/whatever that might cause an issue.

Agreed. Yes! I know my current dietary "failures" are mostly stress related. It's just hard to de-strese sometimes.

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It's been a few years since I went to RL--and that's only because someone else requested it. We have much better seafood places in town!

But....the biscuits! The BISCUITS!!!!

But....if I have permission, does that mean I don't get flogged?

Sounds great--except for the broccoli.

OK, I had six and I am done (about 100 calories total, 8g fat, 9g carbs [6 of that sugar]). I will pass the rest on.

Just the label: drenched in chocolate, sprinkled with .... sugar. He's really cute too--and he will ask me later how I liked them. But bitch had to say, "it's healthy--they're almonds!" Seriously?! Let's see if I can eat just two...

And then a coworker stops by to thank me for something. With this gift for me: http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s545/WmClarke/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps7gczxziy.jpeg Sigh.

Yes! A little encouragement goes a long way.

Oh, I'm not giving up on the eating habits portion of the equation. I've lost--and kept off--100 pounds. It's just those last approx 70 pounds I want to lose.

Yeah, definitely daunting. I've got the exercise thing down, but the food thing is more difficult for me. And this just makes it seem hopeless/pointless. On the other hand, fuck it. I'll just keep working at it and make what progress I can.

Fascinating! And a little depressing.

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