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Fuuuuuuuk the dam purile incessant vomiting soundtrack. All of fukn nolan movies i swear. Fuck dialogues said nolan since imbecile loud noises, stuff babies like, is more important. non stop darkness, as if nolan never heard of the white blue greek identity. NO FUKIN SEX, even though homer has 100s of rhymes on how Odysseus fuk this girl, and this girl, and this girl... NO GODS, even athena is just another ordinary girl. You all need to watch the best version, the italian greek 1968 miniseries with papas (dam she was good) and a fukn hot Odysseus Oh... And world piece O

As a client, you can see escorts by near by, can escorts also see clients by nearby?

Ok, so hire a masseur, hoping it leads to sex. We get it, you hot, you have a huge dick, you know the moment the masseur sees you he'll secretly gives thanks to all the gods. But what about the 99% other clients on rentmasseur? Those who are not on Grindr because why bother. If you Mitch McConnell's doppelganger, you expect what? You go on rentmasseur cuz there's the idea of massage with sex, otherwise you'd go to mayoclinicmassage.com?

Ony safe orgy is possible in 2026?

Ahhh look at you. Thinking you matter.. noo

If he's good, clients don't have to beg😉 and if the massage lasts more then 40 seconds, well problem. So thanks for all the answers

Ok. So you all want a massage then. The massage is the trigger. Any of you ever approached them for sex only, no massage?

Genuine question here. I just don't get all the posts about hiring a masseur and commenting if he tops, bottoms, suck, etc. Blows my mind that instead of going an escort, you'd rather go for a masseuse hoping it leads to sex. It's like I wanna have my windows cleaned, but instead of hiring a window cleaner, I hire a guy to mow the grass, hoping he looks up and see me pointing at my window.

It doesn't matter just go to different cities and you'll see that the same pictures reappear

Holy shit this is hilarious I just checked it and all the profiles are AI. they all have the same fukn background. 💯 Fake. https://friendboy.pro/gay_male_escort/london

"Ask me", in any category is annoying as fuck

So is a provider blocked me it will appear as "user inaccessible" ?

Do dumb to go on rentmen. Someone call this boy and tell him to go on leolist

Leo list has the most fake. Most recent, and he's into female only. Just 50$ an hour And a 7 inch on a 6'5" guy looks tiny, but the pic... Geez. Who falls for this

Or don't cuz, as much as you are right to hate him, he is out of prison, and can do whatever you want. Why did this scumback has to be so damn fuck muscle huge and gorgeous.

Total opposite.I don't PNP, but it's an absolute plus if the provider does, gimme a high escort anytime

Geezuz. That old troppe. The met bankruptcy is a annual thing since the 60s

Still. Money

Wow. So if I pay 500$ an hour, I should still keep my expectations low. Ok..., and so will never be ok not receiving a phone I already paid for. So yes, high expectations. Post edited by moderator.

Escorts who swallow, now that's rare

I read a lot of posts on the deli and seems like always the same few who answers, which blows my mind considering how expensive it is, and at the same time make sense since only very few can report on hiring all these escorts Me, not for a decade, way too expensive, and I am not poor by any sense of the term, but at least 300$ for an hour where there's a solid chance I'll end up disappointed, and now reading more like 500$ a hour. So no, just the fantasy of reading the lives of those who can afford it Hope many answers Thanks

Ohhh, you one of those, the moment and escort sees you, he'll have to fight vomit trying to come out every 5 minutes, and leave by minute 6. And yet, an amazing encounter worth a 5 stars review.

My type of guy, which there was another option, like "bareback only". But just me I guess

And I'm saying that even up front if they're saying that they're willing to do it there's no guarantee that they will when the time comes

Bullshit. You can fukn have a notorized document where he confirms that he'll do all of it, signed with his blood, and still will do shit because "too hot to make an effort" when the time comes. To perform, escorts want to be paid twice, a) with money b) client is muscle with big dick