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I stopped going to In-n-out because the one near me refuses to serve anything less than well done. Tastes like sawdust. There are 2 Shake Shacks nearish me - 1 does rare to medium rare, the other does medium well to well only! 'Splain that one!

I like to watch other things grow!

Hmmmmmm Looks familiar!

@whipped guy is back!

Based on Brad's posting early in this thread, I met him and am enthralled with him and have met him multiple times, multiple hours and never been even close to disappointed. Based on his posts, he is actually the only escort to whom I have expressed the desire for a real BFE and boy do it get it!

I think you should mention this but for most of the good guys it should not be a problem. Of more importance is hygeine, incl. brush your teeth, comb your hair, prob best not to wear deodorant but make sure you have washed AND project confidence (even tho it might be a bluff) and excitement. Nothing wrong in telling him this is your first experience either so you get that out of the way. Perhaps let us know who you have chosen and we can chime in.

I am sooooo jealous!

Happiest of Birthday wishes to the Great Dane!

Ha! You guys are all so jaded!

Naked always since college (high school sometimes but there were parents around all the time and it was also my responsibility to take the dog out if needed.) In college in my 1 year in a dorm there was every combination possible but totally naked was lowest on the list.

I have a few escorts with whom I barter botox or other services.

I do agree and am thankful genetics do have a part to play. NOBODY in my immediate family (large) has passed before the age of 89 and all with their marbles and bodies intact! Also, I practice what I preach with hormone replacement therapy (DHEA, Testosterone, Thyroid) back to normal levels of a 25 year old. Please do not lump me with many others who advocate steroids, hormones, etc. on a radical, non-approved basis. And yes, my Testosterone is high but not off the scale. And you are right, machines at least slow down eventually, but my recovery time is still on target!

While you might lose a few pounds, unfortunately it will come right back on with even more. You MUST make a concerted effort to commit to lifestyle changes (eating, exercise among others) on the LONG-term basis. 2 weeks is not nearly enuf time to accomplish significant weight loss. If you really WANT to lose weight, and a lot of overweight people do not, please visit a nutritionist and get an understanding of what is involved in food choices (no fads allowed), and try to find a gay or gay-friendly trainer who is sympathetic to the cause. Be aware that you cannot reach your goal of healthy weight loss without committing to exercise on a regular basis. Once you have made the committments, understand food, THEN go to camp!

I would beg to disagree with you, but I don't beg (well, for certain guys I would.) I'm 69, don't look it, in great shape as a few of our favorite escorts would agree (5'9" and 158 now that I have lost what I needed to lose), am considered fun to do whatever you want, and cum twice in most sessions! JJ, if you take care of the machine it will take care of you! And I LOVE more mature escorts - age has nothing to do with it!

will you whisper it in my ear?

Those MD's who are using electronic medical records programs find it easier to just electronic ironically send the Rx BUT, not only can they pull out their Rx pads but the computer can print out the Rx and the MD can just sign it.

How about a trainer for the really fun stuff!

@Tarte Gogo Sent you a PM

That, my friends, is why I use Magic cream. I had back, upper legs, butt, crack, hole, and balls lasered (after all, I do a lot of it in my practice) and yes, it hurt. That's when I changed to Magic cream. And, I had my patients use it 1-2 days BEFORE lasering. The laser is not really used to work on the external hair but on the follicle. The more hair visible the more the pain! because it heats the hairs and therefore the skin. If you have no visible hair the laser sends all of its energy directly to killing the follicle. RESULT: less pain, better result, less number of treatments. Shaving before laser helps but that stubble is there and still causes more discomfort.

One of my very favorite guys answers his hotel room door different every time. Our first meeting he answered the door completely naked and covered with coconut oil! He knows I love to play in the shower so he will leave the door ajar and be in the shower already waiting for me. Other times dressed for me to unpeel, or lying on the bed in sexyyy underwear. Different always but naked drenched in coconut oil was the best! No lube needed!

AMEN!

Geez - I like em all!

GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS NOW!

Thanks - the mayo is a great idea. Too much bother to do the egg.

Deal Maybe we could be twins!