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Will Do

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  1. (Note: In his RM profile, the first video - am I the only one who was afraid he was going to shoot all over Curious George's face?)

     

    Monkey might like it! Could be why he's curious.

  2. I was riding my bike one day and, lo and behold, there was a Playgirl magazine on the sidewalk - tattered, torn and had been rained on. But OMG - it was a gift from heaven above for this once 13 yo who couldn't decide between guys or girls.

     

    The issue with Peter Lupus from Mission Impossible. Greek, ahhhh........

     

    http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsL/tve10712-19670910-231.jpg

     

    I hid it in an elderly neighbor's garden house and I did yard work for her..........sometime. Usually I made excuses to visit MY magazine. Can't even say how many times I came ALL over that floor.

  3. It's not easy using the off hand. I have to really focus on the mechanics and force myself to use the off hand--if I stop thinking about it I just naturally switch hands without thinking.

     

    I've tried and tried to get that "opposite" sensation but the lefty is just a flailer. Can't keep it on-track!

     

    Though the off hand works just fine on a cock in the sucking mode.

  4. I'm a righty who always jacked righty in the past. But recently I have discovered the joy of using the "off"

    hand--takes much longer, which can be a lot of fun. So now I'm ambidextrous--at this one specific activity.

     

     

    My off hand - the left one - is pretty much useless in that regard. Not ambidextrous at all. Wish I were.

  5. @quoththeraven, I'm also somewhat unsure of all the details but I think it was around the same age, maybe 11.

     

    I had been getting boners for a while a was in the shower and of course the soapy lather felt awfully good!

     

    Before I knew it I'd shot! Scared the hell out of me though I knew it could/would happen. The feeling was so amazing I never looked back or removed my hand!

     

    I'm surprised that my balls didn't give out during my teen years! I'd beat off anytime and anywhere I could.

     

    Am still a proud Master Bater!

  6. Kerry - kudos for coming on the forum and offering a calm, reasoned explanation of your perspectives on the issues around no-show's! That takes character and demonstrates interest in maintaining your valuable reputation. I totally get your concerns about physical safety - that's the most important thing in this entire equation. You can't risk that for any amount of money and being particularly leery of anyone involved in drugs is wise. I could never walk up to a hotel room door and knock without knowing what's on the other side - I get it.

     

    What I think I hear is that there are accurate reviews of you for no-shows (beyond the instance above with the family emergency) and that (sometimes) you cancel at the last minute if you get a (bad) gut feeling. You're absolutely within your rights to do whatever you feel is necessary. The problem is the image of you that creates... I was stood up by a fairly well-known guy in Houston not long ago who I tried to hire despite some discussion here about him being a flake. I added my no-show experience to the chorus of naysayers and I've seen little further questions from potential-clients about him. In this case it turned into a lose-lose for everybody.

     

    In the interest of creating something constructive out of all this I wonder if you can't reduce your lose-lose experiences and have more 'wins'. There's several very sharp, experienced companions on the forum who have shared the steps they take to assure their safety, vet their prospective clients and hone their instincts for spotting when something just isn't right. There's a few threads in Ask an Escort about these things. I suspect you'd prefer to not feel the need to cancel and picking up some of these pros' tips might help that.

     

    Best wishes and good luck.

     

    Well said @Keith30309! I appreciate your insight and recommendations!

     

    Kerry's not in my neck o' the woods though I wish he were!

  7. You can make little insinuations during sex, subtle things like "let me suck that (NAME OF COLLEGE) graduate's big dick", "you look so much better naked than in your mug shots", "Yeah, kiss me like you kissed you boyfriend in those Facebook pictures", "harder, harder like if you were pumping your credit report", etc

     

    MUG SHOTS!!

     

    OMG! That killed me! Dead am I!!

  8. Follow up...

     

    He has two numbers - one on RM, the other on MasseurFinder. I texted the MF number first and got no reply at all.

     

    Next - few hours later, texted his RM number and wrote: "Hey Alex, saw your ads and have a few questions. Where do you do incalls?" Before I could text the next question, he fired back, "Hello, what are you looking for?" (Not for nothing but whenever I've received that particular question as the first response - "Hi - what are you looking for?" - it never ends well.).

     

    Next - I then asked him to confirm (as per his RM ad) if he's around only until the 4th/5th. Silence for nearly ten minutes and then suddenly, "Yes I saw it. Sorry I was busy and day off" (whatever the fuck that means). Then he confirmed he's around until the 5th.

     

    Next - he wrote, "Don't have a room yet. Probably in [name of street]. You?" So he's asking me where I do incalls? After repeating that I'm looking to go to him, he wrote, "Maybe Wednesday for sure."

     

    Since 'Maybe' and 'for sure' are mutually exclusive, this is the point when one is reminded of that bumper sticker so popular a few years ago:

    ---Roses are red, violets are blue. People think I'm schizophrenic, and so am I---

     

    Moving on... He texts me, "What are you looking for?" He's nothing if not persistent. I answer and he writes, "Ok."

     

    And then the moment of truth, when I ask for the 3-fingered selfie and let him know I don't meet anyone without confirming that he is the person in the ad.

     

    Need I even tell you the end of this tale? Were you still holding out a glimmer of hope that he would respond - yeah or nay - doesn't matter? Alas, the word "Ok" was the last sign of Alex. He disappeared into that vast cyberspace.

     

    Hey Alex - if you can hear me, please tell me: What are you looking for? ;)

     

    Have a great night gents.

     

    Damn.

  9. If anyone is bored enough to Google my phone number and or name have fun. I live a pretty boring life. Unless you count dancing around with my cat to Madonna exciting.

     

    Hugs,

    Greg

     

    Thanks, Greg!

     

    Seems that we've gone though many days / many posts to end up at your statement that makes total sense!!

     

    My gosh! Google, Facebook, LinkedIn and all the others.

     

    I dare say there's not anyone out there who doesn't (try to) look up info on someone - an escort, a business link, a Craigslist responder. If it leads to all their friends it's that much more fun!

     

    If you don't want it seen. Don't put it out there!

  10. Saw Paramour and American Psycho the past weekend.

     

    Paramour was great - high-wire and acrobatics! Much talent there!

     

    I have to say, though, American Psycho really cranked my tractor! Sexy, amazing, edgy, excellent. Not for everyone, though.

     

    My weekend friend and I both preferred the smaller stage of American Psycho! Benjamin Walker is so scary and good!

  11. Images of a PA are vaguely unnerving - sort of like a glass of water teetering on the edge of a table - something bad waiting to happen. All sorts of things that can go wrong run thru my mind (getting caught in wire hangers in a closet, walking by a dresser with a long handle, a jeans zipper yanked up carelessly, a curious cat with swatting claws...)

     

    I've blown a guy with a PA.....seemed not to agree with my fillings. Clanging metal to metal. Ha!

     

    Other than that it was a success!

  12. ...have trouble finding their size in clothing stores.

     

    Yeah. I'm certainly not male-model build. Never have been. Average size, good legs and an ass that attracted many.

     

    I tried on some pants - the tag stated they were my size - my asscrack, taint and ballsack were so divided I could have given birth!

     

    The view in the dressing-room mirror was not pretty. Fit me not!

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