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On the contrary, many of us here LOVE assholes!  💕 🍑 

Please make this a T-shirt. 

Ding-ding-ding! We have a winner!

He's cute and very nice, but unfortunately the massage was neither memorable nor skilled. Low bed (think floor cot, said he's getting a new table), limited space. He got sweaty as he worked but in a clammy sort of way. Would not repeat, even though he is nice and the massage was inexpensive. 

I just don't get it.  I'm a bottom.  Anything over 6" is useless to me.  Won't fit in my mouth.  Won't fit in my ass.  Barely fits in two hands.
You absolute gaping whores.  

No one has ever asked for my full name.  I only give my first name but they can easily find out my last name and a lot more since I give my real phone number.  I know at least two of them tried to find me on Facebook based on their personal profiles coming up as recommended friends.  

1st name is sufficient 😁

This was kind of my experience in the past trying to book with Michael. He was slow to respond or didn’t respond, or would say that in call not available (despite profile showing in call offered). But I recently randomly tried again and he was responsive and really accommodative getting something scheduled that worked with our schedules. Very polite in communications and in person (and of course a very sexy man). Looking forward to future appointments with him. 

He does respond but sporadically and I think he screens people.  He asked for your name first, will be communicative and ask for preferences whether incall or outcall and then the ghosting starts….i understand if they are busy, maybe they are massaging other clients when you texted them, but no response after series of text, is somewhat frustrating. 

Very handsome man!

I saw him recently. YMMV but I left very happy.  DM for details.  

I saw him recently. YMMV but I left very happy.  DM for details.  

Finally got him to respond 😂 Scheduled for next week. Will report back

I noticed very recently and was shocked that MF is allowing shirtless pics.  I never understood what the reason was that they dropped that a while ago

I really enjoy a nice therapeutic massage from a hot guy (shirtless) knowing that nothing is going to happen that's extra; sometimes, you just want to be nurtured. 
wish I'd seen this guy in LB. I don't get to Chicago anymore. 
 

Finally got him to respond 😂 Scheduled for next week. Will report back

Finally got him to respond 😂 Scheduled for next week. Will report back

Finally got him to respond 😂 Scheduled for next week. Will report back

Finally got him to respond 😂 Scheduled for next week. Will report back

By the 25 minute mark of straight non-stop fucking, I’ve checked out. I’m planning my week. Dry cleaning, groceries, wondering if I already paid that bill, can I get theater tickets for Thursday, and whether my back’s gonna complain about this tomorrow.

45 minutes straight?? At that point I’m not worried about stamina, I’m worried about my ass catching on fire.

I prefer being fucked 45 minutes gay 🥳 

People are staying in college longer and longer.