Chris Eisenhower

Do you have one of those bent bottle pee things?

No more transcons on a Cessna for me!

Hell, half the time I can barely stand up straight to pee... let alone put on a full face of makeup. I want to see a video that has some turbulence added. [video=youtube;UEhl8GyXfBY]

Ding. Wear whatever the fuck you want.

Four hours and seventeen condoms later... He's a hottie. And a sweetheart.

Hmmm, I will have check these tattoos in person when I meet with Mr. Henry in about 90 minutes. I'll report back.

There's a sale on sleds and witch titties.

I tried reading that once and just could not get into it. I think the story about how the book was published is quite interesting. From Wikipedia: "Director John Waters was interested in directing an adaptation starring Divine as Ignatius when Divine was alive." Oh, if only.

I've been trying to get back into the habit of reading more than Wikipedia and the occasional copy of Entertainment Weekly. Today I started a book that Prof Mitch gave me called "This Is Where I Leave You," which reminds me of another book I read a long time ago called "There Should Have Been Castles," the Herman Raucher. It's sad that book has never been made into a movie... if you can manage to get ahold of a copy, read it. Hilarious. What's on your reading list for the remainder of summer and fall?

And also... is there anything we should steer clear of that just isn't worth the time or the money? Other than those nasty ranch places on the outskirts of town.

Only in Palm Springs, and only one hand (Nate or Ace or Tyger had the other). Yes, AZDR, I'm a newbie when it comes to all things Vegas. This is the first opportunity that I've had to go out there and other than Oceans 11-13 and Pawn Stars, I don't have much knowledge of the city. Thanks to everyone for the suggestions... my friend and I are going to try to see at least a show and do some touristy stuff when we aren't being techno-geeks.

I have already talked to Ace. Want other perspectives too.

...so to speak. Going out there for geeky professional reasons, but that doesn't mean I won't be a slut or a tourist. Anything I should do/see/not miss for the world?

Some of these can actually be purchased at Walgreens or CVS so you don't have to wait. And of course larger cities tend to have adult stores with a wide variety of types, Hustler Hollywood is good for having samples to test, buy the prices are higher.

I bought some Liquid Silk in NYC which looks like cum. It's a hybrid lube and works really well and looks really hot in certain areas. It's not the best tasting stuff, but hey.

This has happened with a variety of lubes, all of them water-based and some have been quite expensive. Regarding the miscibility issue, I don't pour one into the other or anything like that. I might put some directly on me/fingers/condom/them and then a little bit of the other in the same place. But the two lubes never touch at the source, so I can't figure out what is causing the problem, especially since it's a relatively recent one and has never happened outside of DC. I also have the "leaky bottle" issue. I have had to resort putting plastic wrap in the tops of the bottles because it WILL come out if the bottle is not sealed, even when closed. I don't have any oil-based lube, but I will try some with my non-latex condoms and see how it works. It seems so messy though.

Okay... so I've been using lube for quite a while now (by myself and as an escort), and have only recently come across this problem. I've had a number of bottles of lube turn cloudy, with white floaty stuff (and no, it isn't cum) in it after being used. Sometimes it has happened when the bottle is almost empty, and other times when the bottle has only been used once. The consistency of the lube changes, as though it's been curdled, and it separates and becomes very fluid and watery and doesn't maintain its slipperiness. I tried shaking it, thinking that it needed to mix back up. This doesn't work at all. I don't know if this is an issue of water and silicone mixing (I use both together at times), or if the batch has gotten contaminated with mold, my body chemistry, or what. It's happened with a variety of lube brands and I haven't found anything online to suggest a solution. Anyone else had this problem, and found a way to avoid or fix it? This shit is expensive and I don't want to ruin any more.

I bet some facial hair would make you hard.

That's funny... even when bottoming I'm always dom. [video=youtube;RRbQZPtPyE4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRbQZPtPyE4

Between Juan and Nate Bruno, it would be a tough choice. Both are just awesome people.

I've never hired (and I did actually try once), so technically I'm a newbie. And Tyger is supposed to be in PS.