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closetotter reacted to Kregger52 in Should I post my exhaustive reviews of LA masseurs?
Hi all Kregger52 here! Thanks for the feedback I will put my notes in order asap.
Here are also some thoughts on years of hiring masseurs:
Many of the guys who do massage are simply untrained and inexperienced grifters taking advantage of your dollar. They advertise on Masseurfinder and Rentmasseur and seem legit with great reviews. In some cases the only way to find out who these guys are is to experience them yourself. Even reviews on here can be inaccurate.
The number of guys currently advertising in LA on Rentmasseur who fall into this category is unfortunately rather large. Buyer beware.
Some tips:
1. Porn stars and professional escorts are often terrible masseurs. The worst. I hired a big porn star a couple years ago who was visiting LA and assumed he knew what he was doing. It was the worst massage I'd ever had. Avoid.
2. A surprising number of masseurs are still advertising with old and inaccurate photos of themselves. I just got burned last week by this. Ask if their pics are recent, and how recent. If they seem put off by your question, move on.
3. Certification means nothing. I've had licensed masseurs give terrible massages and unlicensed masseurs give great ones.
4. The younger the masseur, the worse the massage. I've splurged several times on crazy hot guys who where in their early 20s. Awful every time.
5. Avoid any foreign masseurs visiting your city or who recently moved to your city. Yes Russian and Brazilian guys can be hot but they are often the worst of the worst. Ask where they are from and how long they've been doing massage. If their English is bad, avoid at all costs.
6. Never book a masseur who asks you for your pic "for safety reasons" or other reasons.
7. Any masseur who advertises his use of "luxurious essential oils" must be avoided like the plague.
Ok stay tuned for my reviews!
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closetotter reacted to Kregger52 in Should I post my exhaustive reviews of LA masseurs?
Hi all, I've been seeing Masseurs here in LA for many years, and kept notes on the good, the bad, and the ugly. I've never posted my reviews to provide some secrecy but after paying $250 for an absolutely awful therapeutic massage in LA last week I'm done protecting providers.
So let me ask y'all: should I post my notes? I've seen so many of them here in LA and by and large I must say the overall quality is just average here. There a few standouts who really understand service but many do not.
I'm feeling now that if you suck at your job people have a right to know.
Thoughts?
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closetotter reacted to tolsty17cm in Los Angeles Masseur Recommendation 2025
You are correct - YMMV for RD. He's a very sweet, kind, man and knows what he's doing.
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44119/
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closetotter reacted to + glutes in Vladislavxxx Las Vegas
He's headed to LA 20-28JAN.
He hit me up on RM 'Chat with me' unprovoked.
Guard your wallet.
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closetotter reacted to starman05 in Colinmassage 2025 / LA based, visiting NYC
This site again has saved me a few hundred 🙏🏻
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closetotter got a reaction from jw92648 in Value in WEHO/Los Angeles
Ben in West Hollywood is $120 an hour and his massage skills are great and he’s very sexy and well equipped
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/27911/
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closetotter got a reaction from Michaell in Value in WEHO/Los Angeles
Ben in West Hollywood is $120 an hour and his massage skills are great and he’s very sexy and well equipped
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/27911/
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closetotter got a reaction from BigDMike in Big dick Masseurs in LA
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closetotter got a reaction from Redwine56 in Big dick Masseurs in LA
Furry and muscular. Always greets me with a nice warm hug that makes me melt
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closetotter got a reaction from j r in Value in WEHO/Los Angeles
Ben in West Hollywood is $120 an hour and his massage skills are great and he’s very sexy and well equipped
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/27911/
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closetotter got a reaction from + dctraveler in Value in WEHO/Los Angeles
Ben in West Hollywood is $120 an hour and his massage skills are great and he’s very sexy and well equipped
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/27911/
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closetotter got a reaction from Exploritor in 411 on CJ in LosAngeles
CJ is truly amazing. I’ve only seen him once and it was an unforgettable experience. The moment I stepped into his place, I felt at ease and relaxed. He’s truly gifted in his skill and I will be back again soon
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closetotter got a reaction from + azdr0710 in 411 - Dylan/NERDwBigHands
He’s coming back to Los Angeles mid November for a few days
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closetotter got a reaction from Frankcal in 411 - Dylan/NERDwBigHands
He’s coming back to Los Angeles mid November for a few days
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closetotter got a reaction from + Just Sayin in 411 - Dylan/NERDwBigHands
He’s coming back to Los Angeles mid November for a few days
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closetotter got a reaction from Redwine56 in Colinmassage 2025 / LA based, visiting NYC
Also I found his instagram and he posted something on his story about money trouble a while back so this seems like a cash grab.
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closetotter got a reaction from Redwine56 in Colinmassage 2025 / LA based, visiting NYC
Spot on, I had the same experience when I saw him last year. I was freezing cold and shivering during the massage, his demeanor was not very friendly or welcoming.
He’s very sexy and well equipped but would not recommend him
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closetotter got a reaction from Wanderoz in ColinMassage
Saw Colin last year and I was not impressed. The entire massage was dry, no oil, lotion or anything. He is very handsome and well equipped but that was all. Maybe I got him at a bad time but I never went back. His price for 60 min was 200 and now it’s up to 250
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closetotter got a reaction from whmf in ColinMassage
Saw Colin last year and I was not impressed. The entire massage was dry, no oil, lotion or anything. He is very handsome and well equipped but that was all. Maybe I got him at a bad time but I never went back. His price for 60 min was 200 and now it’s up to 250