Chad Ramm

Has anyone tried Why Not Men's Spa in Greenwich Village?
Pricing – Why Not Men's Spa
WHYNOTMENSPA-NYC.COM They claim to do Waxing and Trim, which seems to imply electric clippers (maybe scissors or razor?). Buttocks are $35, and Brazilian Bikini (a woman's term at a men's spa) for $50. Can't beat the pricing. Has anyone tried them, for any service?
(Edit) So I called Why Not and spoke to a gentleman at the front desk. He confirmed there are two different prices; one for waxing, one for electric clipper trimming. I asked about "buttocks," and he said the service includes "between the cheeks." I also mentioned my front groin area, and he said for front and back the trim service is a $75 package. He said all the practitioners at the spa were males, no women. If anyone has any experience here, please PM me, thanks.

Honest question - how on earth do you guys get hard during a sugaring or waxing session? When they're ripping the hair out of the base of my shaft, the last thing my poor c*ck is thinking about is getting hard 🤣

As well, the environment is key.  Your Yelp, Google, and Website are barren and most show your old location.  Things that matter are a clean bathroom, rooms with doors, rooms that have walls that go to the ceiling.  These are the things customers are looking for along with good masseurs

I went to Oasis men spa today to check if they could do a Brazilian trim and shave for me. 
They could, but the only guy who could do it (Michael) was an hour away. 
in the meantime I had a massage with Ivan, who is Chinese and does not speak English, so we used google translate for the critical communication.

I was disappointed that there were no showers for customers, I hate not being fresh at the start of a massage.
Ivan is an excellent masseur, he gave a very thorough massage. I told him about a recent surgery and he made sure to not hurt me there.
he also wasn’t shy about putting his body within reach of my hands, so I had a good feel all around and he seemed to be very much ok with that  
Unfortunately he wasn’t up for some extras today but he told me next time he would have a special surprise for me. 
 
When the massage was done, Michael had arrived for my Brazilian trim and shave so we switched room. He didn’t introduce himself and started directing me as if I was working for him, not the reverse.
He was frankly very bad, quite rough with my genitals, pushing them anbruptly around if they were in his way, and pushing down the trimmer into my skin without any care whatsoever. I felt as if I was just an annoying thing he had to do today. 

He also made me hold open my buttocks while he was shaving me there (isn’t that his job?)
When he was finished, he asked me if it was ok, I said “I am sure it ‘s fine” since I didn’t want him touching me anymore.
I am now at home and checking the result and it is not a clean shave, not at all. I have done much better by myself, and I am not very bendy!
Frankly I am not sure why they bother to put it in their service menu, if their people hate doing it, and do it badly. 
 

Thanks so much, Yura. It was great chatting with you, and I'm particularly grateful that Max checked in with Noah about it and confirmed it was true. I appreciate you both!

Best place for a body scrub / Table shower? Any gay massage places offer a stand up shower where the masseuse washes you? I love that before a nice massage

Alven at Energy is amazing - if you can get on his calendar. He's always booked up. Hot hot man...
 

I have tried it and made a comment already . Both Peter and Jack are very good masseurs and can be sensual, YMMV. The place is a semi basement with curtains separating about 7 massage beds . Don’t expect a lot of privacy . I am very happy they opened on the UES but I wish they had actual walls and doors . 

Had a massage with Ivan recently.  I didn’t request him but was happy I got him.  Pretty hot guy in his 20s, latin, really tight muscular body, he seemed very excited by the end of the massage, eager to please.  Pretty good massage skills and he chatted a bit at the end.  Highly recommend.