No matter what you "make it", gravity has a mind of its own, and will kick your ass. You'll go to bed, and wake up the get day, look in the mirror and say "WTF" happened ?
Which SIZE should I start with ?
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Dont forget, you Promised to "toss my salad" .........
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AND, gimme that tongue while you're at it !
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And the Day is just beginning !
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