bigvalboy

"Tell the truth~This is a woman's world~Tell the truth~This is a woman's world"

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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511CAvleeKL._AC_US240_QL65_.jpg For Adam Smith... A poop stuffed animal? Who knew...

The difference between men and women: Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking? Woman 1: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think. Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck. Woman 1: Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line. Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms – see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier. Man 1: Haircut? Man 2: Yeah.

Just because.... http://67.media.tumblr.com/26f7a2c219f93463961470749e1c7c06/tumblr_n61arsC61E1s9yvwso1_400.gif

I could help him get that dick a little harder. I hope he makes it to the weekend...

FWIW...He comes as advertised. He is straight, pics are accurate, has a killer body, extremely nice, accommodating and very attentive, and a good companion for dinner or whatever. If it matters to you, conversation is limited. He is not an intellectual. He gets lost in anything beyond small talk, but be nice to him, he's a good guy.

Thank you so much for the post WG...woke up this morning and thought it was Thursday. "Time flies when you're having fun"...I'm not sure I'll make November.

Neil Diamond... Cante Libre Morning side And...One Hot August Night.

"Forever Young" "Downtown Train"

Thanks QTR. Wonderful memories came rushing back. Jefferson Airplane "Somebody to Love" and I could add the Doors "LA Woman" and "Light My Fire" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGkq5PD1RU8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw40NMa_0RM

Wonderful memories geminibear....Alabama and Crosby Stills & Nash...two thumbs up!

Stood there boldly Sweatin' in the sun Felt like a million Felt like number one The height of summer I'd never felt that strong Like a rock I was eighteen Didn't have a care Working for peanuts Not a dime to spare But I was lean and Solid everywhere Like a rock My hands were steady My eyes were clear and bright My walk had purpose My steps were quick and light And I held firmly To what I felt was right Like a rock Like a rock, I was strong as I could be Like a rock, nothin' ever got to me Like a rock, I was something to see Like a rock And I stood arrow straight Unencumbered by the weight Of all these hustlers and their schemes I stood proud, I stood tall High above it all I still believed in my dreams Twenty years now Where'd they go? Twenty years I don't know Sit and I wonder sometimes Where they've gone And sometimes late at night When I'm bathed in the firelight The moon comes callin' a ghostly white And I recall I recall Like a rock. standin' arrow straight Like a rock, chargin' from the gate Like a rock, carryin' the weight Like a rock Like a rock, the sun upon my skin Like a rock, hard against the wind Like a rock, I see myself again Like a rock

Wilton Manors..."The Island City" not to be confused with "The Island that is Palm Beach" It's where all the old queens go who can't afford the "Big Apple" and can't handle the winters north of the 'Mason Dixie Line'.... http://wilton-manors-homes-for-sale.com/images/Gay-Wilton-Manors.jpg http://www.trbimg.com/img-52e91d1a/turbine/sfl-wilton-manors-stonewall-decision-20140129-001/2048/2048x1288

OUCH....I'll leave this to WG.

:D:D...Nice and easy.

You can remove it if the moment strikes you .... OR not.... http://replygif.net/i/504.gif

One more in case it is a long day... http://66.media.tumblr.com/958843075086fa4d6c4ef6fbe37cd831/tumblr_o5dejadB141tztz8so1_250.gif

I have several thoughts AG. First of all, whether it be Swinging Richards or any strip club, parking, entry fee, VIP lounge and drinks are typical costs. It just goes with the territory. It seems that going into the evening you were already annoyed by those costs, which didn't help matters with the dancer. I am a little confused, because you mention that you did 3 dances in the VIP room which should have totaled $60. I'm assuming you did them all at the same time, in which case typically in the VIP rooms, you are not charged per dance, but rather per song or by time, at least that is how it worked with SR in FTL, and at the other strip clubs that I've been to. If it was per song, then it is possible that you lost track, which is why I always negotiate a set fee up front, because I don't like to count the songs. If it was by time, is it possible that you went over the allotted time, and didn't realize it? Perhaps that is the discrepancy. Either way, 20 bucks is not worth getting upset over and certainly not worth causing a scene with the management. I've had dancers try to hustle me out of an additional $20 or so, and I usually just pay them the extra amount and then never tip them again. Plenty of dancers to go around. Strip bars are a hustle, they just are, and they are designed to get as much money out of the customer as possible, so don't take it personally. The dancer is there to make money, and many of them barely make enough to make it worth the trouble. My advice, don't fall in love and acknowledge to yourself why you are there, and also know that the minute you walk out the door, that same dancer that told you how hot you were will be across the room telling another client the same thing...And round and round it goes, the hustle continues. Nothing wrong with that, I love strip clubs, just don't take any of it too seriously, including yourself...Good luck.

First of all, I ditto azdr's sentiment. That goes a long way in my book. I will be forever grateful for the men and women who helped protect my freedom. That said..Personally I like Kerry Slate's response. No shows are a bitch, I get that, but we're all human. Not saying it's OK, just that shit happens sometimes. Should KS ever find himself in FTL on a winter break...I'd be all in.

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Honestly I know I could never find it again. It was one of those sites where I slowly got sucked into one link after another, until I crossed over to the dark side. I can only say that I was lucky to get out alive, without a virus crashing the computer. But unfortunately they were only pics, not a GIF or a vid in site for the cute blond.

Tru dat....

Truth be told...I saw another round while cruising one of those bondage sites. He is completely naked and the dom is jacking him off...

I agree...I order whatever the fuck I want....then.....add a diet coke to the order. It doesn't amount to a hill of beans, but mentally it makes me feel better. http://glhsreflection.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/diet-soda2.jpg