Escorts, with their front-row seat to human quirks, often hear the wildest things. Clients spill secrets, make bizarre requests, or drop jaw-dropping one-liners, thinking the encounter’s a judgment-free zone. From “Can you pretend to be my tax auditor?” to “I just need someone to yell at me in French,” the stories pile up. Escorts might chuckle at the absurdity but stay pros, keeping the mood light. Their world’s a mix of humor, oddity, and raw honesty—proof people say the darndest things when they feel untethered.