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I have to jump in on this and confirm what others are saying that this guy does not look a things like those pictures. I saw him a few years ago before I even knew about this site but it happened to see his ad today when I was looking up providers and I thought I should make a comment. It was difficult to find his house in an area of Cleveland called Parma which is a heavy Greek Orthodox section of the city. He had told me to text message to park in the driveway. I did as instructed until he came flying out the side door of the aluminum siding house screaming like a nervous Nelly for me to park on the street. It turns out he was waiting on a tow truck to come get his car that I otherwise would have been blocking that had been in an accident. He told me the tow truck will be arriving any minute but we could start the session. Well I wasn't quite sure what the thing because it's obvious he had been crying and I really didn't want to stay but if I ever had a provider that needed the money it was this one. So eventually I was on the table face down and I don't know if it was a subliminal message but Oleda Adams song came on called Get Here. Well during my time on the table the tow truck never did get there. I could hear him sniffling when he was rubbing my back and I believe that he was wiping his tears when eventually there was only one hand on my right leg. I'm curious person and all the way accepted the mystery of why he's suddenly happened to have one hand I was dying to know if it was his fault to cause the accident. I thought that might be rude to ask so I didn't. The massage was also a wreck that cost me and I didn't have insurance to pay for a less than stellar therapist so I just looked at my dollars being a way to help this poor thing at the worst of times. Today he has beautiful pictures they're probably at least 15 years old and I'm not kidding.

I am so sorry you had that experience but hopefully between what you and I have said here nobody will book with him. And although I'm sorry you had that experience I thank you for sharing it to give credibility because my situation just sounded so damn bizarre. Thank you and happy New Year and here's too fabulous encounters. 😂

I am crying a bucket of tears. You see I'm going to die without being able to see the most sexual thrill that one could accomplish. Serge is presently at the very very same moment in Seattle Washington as well as Columbus Ohio. According to his ads. I will give anything to make it possible to see him spread those legs from one end of the country to the other. But alas life is so unfair.

He puts a whole new meaning into the words of getting drilled by a man. His location is in a dental office. I wish I could say I'm kidding but I'm not. This was a disastrous experience right up there with getting a root canal. I swear I thought I had the wrong address so I called him and he said I was at the right place and he rents out his face in the evenings in a medical arts building using a portion of a dental office. Keeping with this narrative I had to wait because it turns out he double booked me along with someone else at the same time so I was sitting there in the office waiting to be called in while he was explaining to somebody else on the telephone that he was sorry for scheduling two people at the same time and he didn't mean to but he was texting with oil on his hands because he just finished up a massage and he inadvertently scheduled for the wrong time. What a fool I am to have listened to that sitting in this dental office waiting for an erotic massage. I don't know if I was intrigued, perplexed mystified but I love human behavior and I wanted to see how far this would go in terms of seeking more layers to this story that I plan on telling everybody. 90% of reviews on those websites will say he looks so much better in person but that is not the case here. He looks hot in those photos hence this is why I chose to make an appointment to get up on his table although I did not know what the time that it would be about 6 feet from an x-ray machine. I digress. His voice is nasal and whining and his hands are flamboyant and I believe he has all that fabulous chest hair because his hand shake so much that he could never trim it. But that's just a guess. Some of you may wonder if he provides any extras. Yes but I implore you to ask yourself do you think it would be worth it? Major disappointment.

Oh my God. That's what I couldn't put my finger on. And I will be putting my finger on him. But now I know what I feel I've seen him before all the way of it. LOL. Great comment.

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Honey I really don't think that last part that you would not repeat with necessary because we already know you're more intelligent than that based on what you said. And I thank you. I have to confess however I was excited at first myself that you choked until I read that it was on a hair. 😂

He wants $400 for a one hour session. If I'm paying somebody $400 they better work down the aisle and give me a nice flashy ring. And a bridal bouquet honey. He asked me my age physicality what I'm into and my stats. I responded answering his questions to conduct his interview. A few minutes later I said may I ask the part of town you are in so I can figure out the distance in terms of driving. Oh he responded. Isn't that wonderful of him. How thoughtful of him to respond by asking me my age physicality and what I meant to? I told him I answered the questions previously. It was when he asked the third time that I told him you're not paying attention. And I won't be paying money. Bitch. 😂

Oh crushes your delusional. I've never argued with any of the posters on here. I had some less than desirable encounters with providers who I have critiqued. But you just did is classical projection but oh I thank you for however because you just reminded me I want to go listen to Mozart speaking of classical.

I very much appreciate what you wrote here. As far as English and Cuban boy I think he has heads above some of these others on here who supposedly speak English fluently.

Combative responses by Cuban boy? Oh my God. Sister it is you who are combative. We all have experiences that are good and some not so good which is why we have this site. I recommend you go to Grindr since you have an ax to grind.

I can't even believe that you had the audacity to say half of what you did here. You claimed that if somebody charges $200 for a massage that implies more than massage? How in the world do you even suggest this to this man? The implications are not existent other than in your mind. You are transferring expectations and experiences from other providers onto this man. I learned a long time ago when somebody says they offer sensual massage as well as erotic to simply ask for them what is their understanding in the difference between the two because I have experience providers who have different interpretations. It is up to you to indicate what you are asking for rather than booking an appointment from the point of view that what happens is going to be a guessing game and then you're unsatisfied because somebody doesn't deliver what you fantasized. I find what you have said here unappealing and unfair.

Community service? I love this. And believe me I've done my part with community service. I'm not above revenge. Lol

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Fuck em. And I say that on Thanksgiving day honey. That bitch pissed me off but I got even. I've got my car on the Eve of turkey day cuz I wanted a particular kind of stuffing. He said I can see him at 5:00 and this was on the north side of Detroit. 5:00 and that damn traffic the night before this holiday. So I left a little early because I want to be courteous by being punctual. It would be a normal 30 minute drive now it's an hour and 10 minutes. So I thought I'm going to leave it 3:30 and I'll do some Christmas shopping next to the Westin hotel where he was staying which simply interpreted means I would have a cocktail in the lobby while he was upstairs getting ready in case that I would happen to our arrive too early. So there I was at 4:15 about 10 minutes away stuck between an Uber and a city bus with lime green screaming Wicked now playing. That damn lime green with a sign of things to come. I ordered my cocktail waiting to go upstairs. I messaged him for the room number and he said oh I'm sorry could you come back at 6:00? It was now 4:59. I said yes I can. At about 6:15 he said where are you are you coming and I said no. He sent me another text and said, "but you said you would," and I said, "clearly I did not say that. You asked if I could come back at 6:00 and I said yes. And yes I could have but I didn't intend to." These boys need to learn you don't fuck with 67-year-old stylish gay men. We are the ones who paved the damn way for their little side hustle. I can't wait till Christmas Eve.

Do not ever pay anybody that asks for that rate. I won't go into all the details right now but these are all guys who work for someone they called master. The 160 goes to the master and they only get whatever they can upsell you that they do not negotiate until you get there. Unfortunately I had to change my phone number. The master will hound you for money and send you messages telling you that he will out you and ruin you and your whole family. I have had these messages and I am not kidding. I know for fact other people have had these messages but I don't know how common place it is. Nothing came of it but I did change my number not out of fear but out of constant annoyance.

As soon as I saw that he is in Detroit I came running here to give you guys information. He changes his name every time he gets a bad review. And he should get bad reviews. His massage is one of the worst I have ever had. It's basically as long stroke back and forth back and forth on your back for almost 40 minutes. And I know some people have no problem with a gay man being effeminate. To each their own but this guy is the most Nelly Queen inside that beautiful body that I have ever experienced. Major major turn off. When there was 10 minutes left he asked me if I would like to bottom and he would taught me for $500. There was nothing absolutely nothing to have indicated that I was even remotely interested in this. It appears there are some who have had good reviews based on their good experiences. I would hope mine was not a typical session. But truthfully I believe most experiences with this man are deplorable that people might not want to tell of the correct perception because they are so smitten by his gorgeous legs and ass. And the body is beautiful. That cannot be denied. But the professionalism cannot be tonight as well. The manipulation cannot be denied. The lack of any social graces cannot be denied. The lack of massage expertise cannot be denied. His sister is in the same line of work. Then they usually meet up somewhere in Milan Italy or perhaps Paris France for a brunch occasionally and count their money. This I have learned from conversation with him in which you did not shut up during the entire rubbing session. Along with having discovered him on IG. I may sound like I have an ax to grind and truthfully I do not. If I sound harsh I want you to know everything I said here is truth and I simply say it because I do not want anybody here to have to waste their money. Please ask yourselves to seeing a guy in a hot body is worth what I have described here?

Do you guys see that I am using the pen name as take one for the team here? Well I came up without a while ago because so many people want somebody take one for the team so I did. This guy is exceptional. I put a review on rentmasseur. I tend to get long winded and then I will not apologize for that deal with irritates people but I really don't give a damn those performance significant to me any help but listen go read the review. I'm not going to repeat all that here. I cannot stop thinking about him. I would approach telling him up front what it is you would like but I would definitely suggest asking for an erotic massage with mutual touch with respectful boundaries and a happy ending. He will agree to that. If you can read between the lines of what I am saying here do men have an experience it goes beyond what I have just described without further negotiation once you show up. Sometimes there's chemistry and things just happen honey. He is beautiful if you want to know what his face looks like look up the actor Javier bardem and then make some rearrangements. Diesel Troy is younger and in spectacular condition but this is who he would remind me of in terms of facial structure. A total delight. Is there anybody else I need to take one for that you all are curious about? LOL

The comment by Ryan makes total sense and I cannot understand anybody needing clarification. Certainly getting a handjob as well as other little incidents in life such as should I get 2% or skim milk or sometimes better discussed in a text message because if somebody is in a restaurant they might not be able to hear and if this is never happened to you then and only them with your mass confusion be understandable. Don't make an issue where there's not one. Life is too short sweetie.

I find it almost hard to believe that there is nothing here in terms of a thread on this gorgeous man. Yet it could be that people contacted him to find out that he's a little further south of Cleveland and the Akron area. Does anybody have any experience? Would he be nice for dinner? I mean I'm sorry would he be nice for a massage? JakeAllenP - Male Massage & Bodywork in Akron, OH | RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM Gay Masseur JakeAllenP in Akron...

Thank you for your condolences. Every now and then Satan lets me use his laptop and I check out what's going on up above. Sometimes I mess it up there.

He's getting older? Can I ask you something? When you began your comment and then ended your comment by chance did time stand still?

Interesting the way you pose your question and I can tell you as someone who died in Fort Wayne I would never question his presence although I understand it's mystery whereas he could be walking the catwalks in Milan. His grandmother lives in Fort Wayne with whom he stays to help take care of her with his dreams of owning his own home in Indiana . I recall him giving me all this information but sadly I cannot remember if it was when he was straddling my face or executing his perfect charm by asking me where I would prefer the location upon my body of his arrival cum-landing as of my anatomy were a runway as he seeked instruction from the control tower. Perfect landing although he went back to the gate and landed again. Twice!!! I was worn out from his cockpit! Gorgeous thick package that will never be offered on Expedia or Priceline.

Not in your top five then you must have been with the thousand or 2,000 or maybe even 50,000 because this guy is at the top. I mean at the top and he's the best top I've ever had out of the 42,000 I've been with.

I'm perplexed. Very interesting character this guy. I'm confounded as being able to share with all of you that this man exudes the most gentle hands with a perfect enchanting massage (when he's engaged with the massaging that I hired him for) yet has a bitter Stone Cold heart. At least that is his presentation. I don't know what he is like in his personal life and it's none of my business. But he is definitely off-putting professionally and it appears from others comments I am not alone in this summation. I showed up to the place that he was renting for the week he was in Detroit. God save those people if they ever return to their home to see the mess he has made of it. Even going into the bathroom discovering Spider-Man undies on the floor along with every cosmetic in the world opened and not sealed back in their proper containers left me dumbfounded. When I first pulled up I got out of my car and he opened the door with his shirt off and he looked attractive but the first thing out of his mouth was move your car to the street. Not 'please' or 'would you,' just 'move it.' Maybe he has realized he better have his shirt off when people show up so that when he barks at them they are still tantalized which makes them return after putting the car in park for the second time. 20 minutes into massage I noticed he stopped and then I heard a sound and I discovered he had left the room. The sound was a doorknob. He was gone for 10 minutes. The first couple of minutes I assumed he went to the bathroom to seal his pomade but after this much time I'm assuming he's having a bowel movement. Eventually he returned with nothing said. He was literally gone for 10 minutes and I'm thinking well that's $20 I should deduct from the cost although I could be wrong mathematically right now but who the hell cares. It was my time and money sitting there on the john. He positioned himself in such a way that there was no mutual touch although he indicated in his response to my inquiry that there would be. Once he flipped me over and I was on my back looking up at him I was then able to engage with a little bit of MT. I had my hand on his very nice perfectly shaped ass. After a couple of minutes he took my hand and pulled it away from him and said "if you're going to touch me I would appreciate a lighter touch." Bitch please. So I touched him very very lightly with my fingertips wanting however to really grab the meat of that ass. Suddenly he flinched and jerked so fast that he dropped my cock and started screaming violently so I thought he was passing a kidney stone honey. He screams that tickles. And I said you wanted me to touch you lightly, well this poor little boy from Cuba thought that he actually told me to press firmly. He didn't know the difference in the words. I'm not about to give a guy who has sat on the john costing me my money a grammar lesson. WouId I repeat? I will not be parking my car for a third time damn it. Honey you can count on that. com.google.android.apps.docs.editors.kix.editors.clipboard?uuid=2717dc16-cce0-4412-b844-c2e0a70b35f7