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The saying "It ain't the meat, it's the motion" is not a Bette Midler quote, although it is a line she might deliver in her signature comedic, bawdy style . The phrase is the title of a song popularized by another female singer, Maria Muldaur.

Ah yes, the ol' car detailing. Anyone remember Cool Hand Luke?

This speaks volumes.

And Lord knows we've had 'creative writing' here before...

Even if he had a nice set a glutes, $500/hour?

SORRY Pedropasino is no longer available on RentMasseur. Yes, another fraudster taken down.

And there is also now DUF, where provider says "I want my donation" up front.

And that awful ink!

He is a good provider, but his pics are at least a decade old.

$300/hour at his hotel. I am also beginning to think he is a retread.

A POW like that, and no reviews x 5 months?

Couldn't agree more. We now should have DUFr in our lexicon here, "Donation Up Front". First thing he said before anything began. Booked for massage, I shoulda known where it was going when a small (and dreaded) bottle of Johnson's Baby Oil came out. Let's just call him Baby Oil. Some strokes on back, then flipped over after 15 minutes for HE. Asked about MT, he was not exactly amenable. In and out in 30 minutes. Through some research: he is asking for a $350/hour donation for escorting, and staying at a $112/Night hotel that has only(!) 1 towel per room. I wanted to wash up after, he told me to use the towel he just used. He does look like his pics, and those teeth ---- Colombia has very good and cheap dental work.

This headless wonder may be just using RM to promote his OF account?

I saw 'Mark Park' pre-covid, and I agree with all of what you've listed Bozers. Also, he treats you like a friend, not like an ATM with an attitude. Big smile and hug when I met him, we shared shots of his Stoli prior to the massage. Just think, you are paying $10/minute for his company. I don't see the value, considering he is now a age shaver.

He's charging more than my divorce Attorney.

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He should be named Turdbook.

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This is why Paragonya in Zurich doesn't let (many) Romanians in the spa. Too many complaints.

Some of your here need glasses. Photo frauding or dated photos are pervasive in my book.

GabrielUK quoted me in USD, then switched it to Sterling at end of session. I had to run to a ATM. Be clear with these providers beforehand.

This Czech chicken does not do meet ups. Will send you a personalized video after you send $150. Glutes is avoiding!

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