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LOL. None of the straight New Yorkers I know would ever dress like that. I suppose it depends on what you do for a living. Creatives do have more freedom to be metro-sexual, or whatever the woke term is these days.

A professional spa does not have masseurs who spend a ton of time on the inner thigh and focus on one area (without the client ever asking)
thAt is as sketchy and unprofessional  as it gets 

I experienced him and I have to say don't waste the money. The photos of the space for a bit misleading. He looks worse in person than photos also but nothing too crazy and not ugly per se.  He smelled very unclean and very aggressive to the point of almost SA. He also ends sessions early if you refuse what he wants to do. 

You never know. Maybe he wants to recite you his poems while you are standing with your hands up, on one leg and looking to west.  The world is full of weirdos!
I prefer to know whether his intos are safe. 

Ok, tatami flooring . . . I just threw up a little, in my mouth!

I’m getting this Shawn of the Dead vibe . . .