Inspired by CoolWave35's most recent postings, I have retained the one-time celebrity escort Lance A. Lot for a ten day road tour of "The King's Trail" commencing with Elvis' birthplace at Tupelo, Mississippi and ending at Las Vegas Nevada. Lance, who has been in retirement for some years, was a favorite of Hollywood's A List gay actors; Ramon Novarro, Vincent Price, Randolph Scott, Cesar Romero, Farley Granger, Tyrone Powers were numbered among his stellar clientele. Certainly, Lance has a few years on him, and, in my honesty, a few pounds, but he assures me that he can yet light a bonfire betweenst the sheets. I will keep you posted as to our progess and our frolic as we roll along the road. As they say, gentlemen, "Eat your hearts out" over this one. . .