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at the top of the ad right corner under type of massage it says therapeutic/ sensual

I knew this guy once someone asked him while on the table if he did prostate massage. he said i'm sorry sir i haven't a clue what that is. lol I said you dont actually think he believed that do you? He said joe i'm not sticking my finger up some guys ass. i'm like why not just say sorry i don't do prostate massage instead of pretending you don't know what it is

it varies. some are strictly therapeutic until the final 5 minutes just a hand release at the end but nothing sensual in between. imo with sensual there should be this huge build up to the release, with teasing of the erotic zones (not just the dick or balls) but tummy back inner thighs and other areas through out the session. some say sensual but then at the end there's no release, then erotic normally means the massage is focused on erotic elements and there maybe nothing therapeutic at all but a release at the end. So communication is very important. sensual and erotic doesn't mean the same thing to everyone. Me as an example I offered 2 types of sessions therapeutic only or a therapeutic/sensual combination. I specialized in deep tissue work and made it a practice to refuse those seeking strictly erotic work. imo there's Difference between a massage with therapeutic sensual elements with a release compared to performing jack off shows.

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Tiger's New Sponsor! http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb280/manssagebyjoe/Tigersnewsponsor.jpg You Can't Have Just One !!!

I have a question? I just started watching glee this year. The guy in the wheelchair. I know he isn't really in a wheelchair in real life, So why is he in a wheelchair on the show has it been explained?

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He said on a talk show once that he was straight

Mabel on Clothes Donations ! I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to kiss my ass. Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving.

kurts teen age dream http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1545148137?bctid=660659852001

Iv been listed as a organ donor for years. Having had cancer in the past I'm not sure how that would effect it but still I'm listed as a donor. Iv actually has a couple of friends in the past rag me over it they actually believe if a persons injured and they are an organ donor that the authority's might just let you die to get them organs lmao rofl. Which is complete nonsense. My feelings are if I'm dead take what you want cremate the rest

[video=youtube;SEh-6CpdQvg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEh-6CpdQvg&feature=player_embedded

i just started watching this season

If you are >30, or older, >you might think this is hilarious! >When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes >about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five >miles to school every morning.... Uphill... >Barefoot... BOTH ways. >yadda, yadda, yadda > >And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell >I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! >But now that I'm over the ripe old age of 42, I can't help but look around >and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared >to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! >And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got >it! > >1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to >know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the >card catalog!! > >2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with >a pen! Then you >had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would >take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents! > >3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter >of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere >was safe! > >4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, >you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself! > >5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would >usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! > We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" >it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, >hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig? > >6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone >and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it! > >7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you >just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch >with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! > Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then >there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how >annoying you are. > >8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no >idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, >your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had >to pick it up and take your chances, mister! > >9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution >3-D graphics! We had the >Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen >guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And >there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... Forever! And >you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster >and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

I love this type of stuff so i can't resist. One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama. The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said .. . . . . "OK, Monica, you're free too go

the before pics even though i'm not attracted to blondes it looks more attractive on him. imo the dark hair makes him look older.. the dark hair doesn't complement his skin tone and it looks like a dye job

I think the future will be all digital downloads, no blockbuster, no dvds no blu rays, tv's will have built in hard drives

I don't feel he owes the media or the public a explanation. people expect to much out of celbs. Movie actor owe us one thing his or her best performance in a film and nothing else. A singer their best performance nothing else. tv star best performance nothing else. tiger woods his best golf game and nothing else.

he uploaded them to that site on august 07 lol i know that pic on the beds much older its been around for awhile