The reviewers name, the strange description in the "you" and the total lack of anything that describers the encounter would, for me, all contribute to a large flag of caution.
Although this thread has been about speedos, I suspect we could have the same discussion about a number of clothing items. For example who should or should not wear a "wife beater"? The list is never ending.
Add me to the list of criers! It will be interesting to see how the family develops and grows. Have o admit that the Sue marrying Sue segment was a bit far out.