Pic # 3, with the ribbons on his cock, reminds me of the old joke about the Scot who went out partying in his kilt without underwear. He got plastered and on the way home fell and passed out. Passing school girls, as a joke, tied a blue hair ribbon around his cock. When he woke and went to take a piss, he exclaimed to his cock, "Wow, look at ya' laddie. I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize!"