g56whiz

Wouldn’t you be more comfortable in bed: MY bed?

I’m in LUST. Absolute LUST!!

Think a very young Ethel Merman?

I SWOON!!!

That’s almost enough to get a bottom like me to reconsider things.

My friend Abe who died almost 10 years ago, for decades carried handsome leather “clutch” man-bag he bought in Florence Italy. He said it was the rage in Europe. I don’t think his wife ever approved.

Ah yes. A New Years gift. But do it now in time to atone for it on Yom Kipper this Wednesday.

I think you can omit the butter or jam. Those buns look tasty enough without toppings.

Worry not mis amigos!!

Years ago in NYC, Time Warner added the viewing of some porn movies to my bill. I was actually away (at a religious retreat mind you) on the designated dates. I called Time Warner to complain and contest the charge. After a good deal acrimony they agreed. About six months later the co-op’s handy man was summarily fired. It seems one of my neighbors returned home midday to find that handy man sitting on her couch jerking off to porn on her tv.

Pearls of wisdom are about the only pearls @g56whiz appreciates.

I blush although “alley” might not be the right destination.

Jake Cruise disgusting? I agree (but I’m often jealous too).

Ok guys but where do you keep Your emergency condum? I used to keep one in my wallet. I remember in my 20’s the surprise on my father’s face when I pulled out my wallet in his presence and he noticed the circular outline of my Trojan.

They’re a bit pricey but I’ve found the on-line Spartacus Guides to be very helpful. I also use the sites @Chad Constantine recommends.

Landline? Snail mail? TV Guide? @Avalon you’re in the forefront of the 1950’s.

Years ago my SUV was broken into and cd’s stolen. Ever since I’ve chuckled at the thought of a shouldered boom box prancing down the block blaring the music Hildegard von Bingen or Josquin des Prez.

Landline? Is that like snail mail?

I have a stack of cards in my wallet: Medicare Insurance Costco etc. My wallet lives in my left front pocket. My debit card and gym card are in my iPhone case which lives in my right front pocket. I haven’t carried cash in 3 years. The only time that became problematic was when I dropped into a church service at Christmas and had nothing to put in the plate. They got a check when I got home.

I bet that book ain’t The Canterbury Tales.

You’d think with a cock so substantial he could earn enough for some household help!!

Be still my libido.

How patriotic. I salute!!

https://muscleslave46.tumblr.com/post/178039723792/india-celebrates-please-repost-and-follow

Damn! That’d be a challenge to fluff!