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No experience, but like you I found him oddly appealing. Maybe it's because his RM name reminds me of this:

My mom died from sepsis that she contracted after hip surgery. In her case, her skin was molting and her hair, which had gone gray while she was in her thirties, was growing out dark brown. After going onto dialysis, having open heart surgery to repair a heart valve damaged by a bacterial bloom, and recovering from all of that she suffered cardiac arrest and died. Sepsis is no laughing matter.

Reminded me more of a nail bomb. That being said, he and I exchanged messages and, unfortunately, my schedule went berserk and I forgot to reach back out and set a date with him. He was very easy to contact and pleasant in his communication. Now COVID is exploding again and I am building a fort out of the stuff I bought Saturday at Walmart.

Thanks to two stupid mistakes, I am borderline hoarding paper towels and TP. I decided to buy more paper towels, as I was down to two 6-packs and noticed The Great Paper Towel Famine was making its encore performance. While shopping online I decided to buy TP also. The only Cottenelle I could find was a 24-mega roll pack that is allegedly the equivalent of a national forest. So I bought it off Amazon. Walmart only had a 12-pack of their paper towels and I bought it. More than I wanted, but it won't spoil. The TP arrives, I put it away, and Saturday Walmart sends me an email stating they are out of the paper towels with no delivery date in sight. CRAP! Not to worry, I can buy a different brand in a 6-roll pack for store pickup. Yippee! I accidentally bought 2 packs. No big deal, it won't spoil. I intended to cancel the original order as I had plenty of paper towels with the newfound largess courtesy of the Thomas Road Walmart. As I put the two packages in the hatch of my SUV I received an email notification that my two 12-roll packs of paper towels had shipped. I forgot to cancel the order and, apparently, ordered two packs and not one. I will now have 50 rolls of paper towels (2 remaining from an open pack, two existing 6-packs, the two 6-packs I bought Saturday, and the two 12-packs that are on their way.) On the plus side, I will have enough paper towels to sop up next year's monsoon.

This should be a "sticky" at the top of The Deli.

The first line of his ad does read " I am F***IG HILARIOUS! "

Are we talking travel as in "to another city" or "to my place down the street from where he lives?"

Doubtful. The saltyboys are muscular, one has dark hair and the light-haired one has a tattoo. Merick is thin, has no tattoo, and has light brown hair.

The public health emergency order states a business is required to close for fourteen days after four "rapid responses" have occurred. The New Mexico Environment Department's Rapid Response FAQ defines a "rapid response" event as when at least one employee of an establishment tests positive for COVID-19. As you can see, this is not an order that supermarkets and big box retailers must close. It is an order that applies to any business and the closure will occur after four instances of at least one employee testing positive for COVID-19.

Daily "lubricating," eh?

Like @Rod Hagen I am a lover of armpits. But IMO the least-used erogenous zone is the brain.

I am so sorry to hear @bigvalboy has passed. I never had the chance to meet him, but we corresponded via PM and, of course, through Forum posts. Very nice guy. RIP.

Oh, OK. I misunderstood and thought "RM" referred to "Rentmen" since we already established he was on RentMasseur.

I couldn't find him on Rentmen. Do you have a link to his profile?

I noticed Safeway and Fry's were out of paper products. have to make a target run, so we'll see if I can get some paper towels and TP. I still have two full packs of each, but since folks appear to be hoarding again, I guess I'll buy a couple more packs of each. Am I the only one who remembers a 4-pack of TP and 3-pack of paper towels being the "large economy pack?"

Long ago I had two f-buds whose cum would cause a gastric reaction. Never happened with anyone else.

Who answered the phone - him or the business in Ft Worth? The business owner is handsome. I'd call him a "handsome devil" but: So I guess he is an "handsome angel?"

I searched for his name and found a link to his Twitter. His Twitter has a link to his OnlyFans, which is currently inactive.

Thanks for that . It has been a few weeks since I asked but I'm headed to Trader Joe's this weekend so I will ask again. They have been using sturdy plastic bags for the last month or so because their paper bag supplier does not have paper bags.

Thank you for clarifying. It was a very long day and I didn't think to check reviews.

With all of these incarnations of Zeus floating around, I am not sure whether this guy in Phoenix is our Zeus or a different one.

Trader Joe's and Whole Foods in AZ have required customers who use their own bags to bag the groceries for some time. The checker "asking" if you'd like to bag them yourself might be a polite way of saying "if you use your own bag, you have to bag the groceries."

Maybe he'll switch it up and become Hera in Houston. Then again, Zeus seduced lovers in the form of a swan and a bird, so who knows what this one will do next.

No, you are not. Although I never hired him, from what I heard he is unlike Amazon insofar as he never left a delivery at the wrong house.

Andrew Justice?