rvwnsd

No info, but a couple of observations: I think I've seen those pics in another ad The poor resolution makes me think the photos are very dated.

One of the cats I have now figured out how to dispense water from the water cooler. I rigged a way to cover the buttons (using a cardboard box fastened with velcro) and the little stinker figured out how to destroy the box and get at the water. Cats are smart, determined, and have nothing else to do all day.

My apartment in Evanston, Illinois had a big bay window. It also did not have central air (built in 1920-something, part of the vintage charm) so a window air conditioner lived in the bay window. My cat loved looking out the window at the birds in the mature trees. One day, a bird landed on the AC unit and started teasing the cat. The cat figured out he couldn't get at the bird, but he still had fun trying to catch him. And the bird teased the cat every day from Spring to the time it migrated in Autumn.

You can always block the number to prevent unwanted texts.

Yeah, those puzzle me too. I don't care what the guy looked like in 2009.

Until you mentioned it I hadn't noticed the resemblance, but yeah I see it.

Has anyone met up with Jack Dyer?We have exchanged a couple of messages about a playdate when he visits Phoenix, but am curious if anyone has experience with him.

In the thread about the self-described most revered in the industry , the topic of his ad text and pictures came up. His ad is a textbook example of "not the better rentmen profiles." In addition to the text, some of the pictures are just...strange. In some he is making faces at the camera and in another he looks tired, stoned, or both. With a little curation and some editing his profile would be pretty good. While I stand by my statement that I could spend hours on his balls alone, his is a pretty terrible ad.

No, I don't. To me, PNP refers to using meth, E, K, GHB, etc.

It is actually called newTumbl (no r). www.newtumbl.com

That's easy. "I am" is the implied subject and verb. It's the "new grammar" taught at all the Ivy League schools. Members of the unwashed masses are simply too lowbrow to get it. But seriously, his writing is terrible. He should either dispense with the "Ivy League/meet with elites" schtick or get a ghost writer.

I like my Charter Club 500 thread count sateen sheets. They are not the most upscale sheets on the market, but they are really comfortable.

Yes, but not everyone services their entire men's baseball team on a regular basis.

State Farm thinks I've been their customer for 33 years. In reality, it is only 26 My first policy with them was in 1986 but I switched to Met Life between 1989 and 1993-ish and then to Liberty Mutual between 2004 and 2007. But, SF gives me an amazing loyalty discount, and so far no one can beat their price, so who am I to complain? When I moved from San Diego to Phoenix my agent, who is a woman, found me another female agent who I later learned is LGBTQ. The process was easy. I e-signed a couple of forms, printed insurance cards from the SF website, and permanent insurance docs were on their way. I nearly totaled my car last October and the claims process could not have been easier. It worked like this: rvwnsd slams parking garage support pillar while avoiding a pedestrian who ran in front in front of his car rvwnsd navigates to State Farm website and answers a few questions State Farm calls to make sure no one was injured, asks a few more questions, and provides the names of three nearby repair shops rvwnsd selects repair shop Rental car company (Hertz, not effing Enterprise) calls to ask what kind of car I want Hertz delivers car Repair center calls to schedule pick-up of damaged car Tow truck picks up car Repair center calls Hertz to extend car rental Repair center calls rvwnsd to say "Geez, what the hell did you do to your poor car?" (Not really - they called to say the repair would take longer than originally quoted because in addition to body damage the battery, radiator, wheel., and several other parts had to be replaced) State Farm calls to say "don't worry - rental car is extended. Oh, you might need to keep it over Thanksgiving if your car isn't ready by then? OK, we've noted it - no problem" Repair center repairs car Repair center calls to say car is ready (day before rvwnsd leaves for Thanksgiving) rvwnsd pays his $250 deductible, trades cars, and drives off with repaired car State Farm calls to make sure everything was to rvwnsd's liking State Farm has not increased rvwnsd's insurance premium My brother has GEICO and every little thing from billing to roadside assistance, to claims is a nightmare. He thinks State farm will be too expensive. Liberty Mutual was incapable of following their own procedures when I bought a condo and did not sell me the correct insurance coverage. After a snippy-ass phone call from their "resolution" department I switched back to State Farm, but did pay more. $5.00 (yes, FIVE DOLLARS) more per YEAR. And I was supposedly receiving a fantastic discount through my employer at Liberty Mutual. Why, exactly, would I switch? My actual neighbors should be so good.

A friend told me that he and his ex decided to "get verbal" as they do in porn and one of them said "tease that hole." The other said "nyay, nyah, nayh, nyah, nyah, nyah." Last time they "got verbal."

Nope and I have no intention of doing so. In addition to the reasons you mentioned, @Unicorn, living in a city means sudden stops, swerving to avoid hitting obstacles, and lots of stop-and-go are done on a regular basis.

How about a toilet that shames people who come up with idiotic ideas like this one?

You reminded me of a funny story from waaaaaaaaay long ago. I owned a house with my parents that was configured such that I had my own living area. My folks respected my privacy and I respected theirs. They N E V E R went into my space unless they asked first. One day I came home from work, went upstairs to the main part of the house and said hi to my dad. He said hi and then apologized for having to go into my bedroom shortly after I left for work because he couldn't find the cat. He found him under my bed. While walking away I remembered leaving several gay porn magazines next to my bed. I went back upstairs and said "oh, you must have seen my magazines." His answer? "Yes, I did. Judging by the covers your guys are far less sleazy than your brother's girls." We both broke out into hysterical laughter.

We love inclusiveness

Ha! It sure does. Unlike in a NDS porn, he didn't open me up using the wine bottle before he put his corkscrew to good use.

Oooo - that sucks. Sorry you experienced that!

Of course! Thanks for pointing the way to Connor. ;-)

So I am making dinner and was browsing RM ads. The timer went off (time to turn the chicken) and as I was turning the chicken there's a knock at the door. It was a new neighbor who needed a wine opener. I invited him in, took a few minutes to locate the opener, all the while chit-chatting with him. he was looking around the apartment, I opened the wine, and he was on his way. As I walked back from the front door I noticed my laptop was displaying a RM ad! I forgot all about it. Has such a thing ever happened to you?