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Did the curtain match the rug?

Well he does sound like a mother.

Wow that’s almost supernatural.

I will hang the wallpaper for $555.

The punctuation is eccentric.

Reiki told me all I needed to know.

I don’t mind a bush.

There used to be a grocery chain called Certified so I’m picturing him in the produce section.

Think discrete is like excrete which is bad.

Discrete lol.

Yeah those Big Macs look nothing like the commercials.

So he’s shaving at least 15 years off his age? Yikes.

I can use a massage gun on myself.

I don’t understand why someone would pay for an ad and then ignore all inquiries.

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It’s a rebrand

Maybe if he improved he wouldn’t have trouble paying his bills.

Also no HE he lets you do yourself lol.

Bed massage can be rough on the neck.

In one of the pics he looks like Paul Reubens.

I’ve noticed many use different names on MF. Maybe it’s a way to know if the person is looking for therapeutic v. erotic and the different pricing structure?

I think he meant hospitality

I was looking at his interview and he claims to have empathy lol.

Maybe Alan Pissoir was taken.

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