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I'm headed for Phoenix shortly and am looking for a BFE with a muscular guy who's easy to be with. In other words, I'm not interested in having someone come in and throw me around. There's not much on Daddy's or Rentmen, and what info there is is sort of skimpy, but maybe you can give me info or advice on some of these candidates. I realize my list is long, FIFTEEN, but I also know that you guys can help me trim down the list pretty quickly.

From Daddy's, but the latest reviews are from a year ago

• Aaron +1 310-497-3658 afmuscles@gmail.com
   
  
• Don 480-433-0526 donblueeye9@gmail.com
   
  
• Noah Storm -- still in business? +1 702-468-3941 no email
  

From Rentmen, star reviews

• http://rentmen.com/ChadKarzen
   
  
• http://rentmen.com/KadenTaylor
  

From Rentmen, no star reviews

• http://rentmen.com/JuicyBoyJarrod (How do they come up with these names?)
   
  
• http://rentmen.com/CARLOSBIGD
  

On Men4RentNow, star reviews, not that they mean anything much, and no written reviews

• http://www.men4rentnow.com/gay/escort/male/massage/phoenix_/JustinBotts/313317
   
  
• http://www.men4rentnow.com/gay/escort/male/massage/phoenix/DeanCoxx/310470
   
  
• http://www.men4rentnow.com/gay/escort/male/massage/phoenix/az_sexyone/297453
  

On Men4RentNow, no reviews at all

• http://www.men4rentnow.com/gay/escort/male/massage/downtown_phoenix/mando77/268126
   
  
• http://www.men4rentnow.com/gay/escort/male/massage/scottsdale/Studguard/310029
   
  
• http://www.men4rentnow.com/gay/escort/male/massage/downtown_phoenix/KadenTaylor/313921
   
  
• http://www.men4rentnow.com/gay/escort/male/massage/phoenix/carlosbigd/307875
   
  
• http://www.men4rentnow.com/gay/escort/male/massage/ahwatukee/TyEros/316535
  

Thanks,

--Jerry

Tangent time. Sorry Mike, but you aren't really getting much advice from escorts anyways. :)

 

Do you know who said that? I have used that quote dozens of times to explain the unexplainable when it comes to matters of the heart. It doesn't make it any less true, but I would love to know who the hell I'm quoting.

If you're still looking for the source of that quote, try Pascal. From Wikipedia, about a TV show named "The Heart Has Its Reasons":

http://www.dtti.it/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/gordon-ramsay.jpg

 

"Get the fu@k out of my kitchen."

Nice likeness, don't you think? Folks should know, though, that this pic is not typical. It catches me on one of my better days.

I forgot to point out that the pics show the crusts still on. Come on, folks, who raised you up, anyway?

Thanks for the pics, Steven. Unfortunately, neither one shows the correct way to make the King of Sandwiches. The first one is close, but the bread appears to be cracked wheat or some other non-Wonder Bread. In addition, it contains only about half as much lettuce as it should. In the second picture, the bread is, OMG, toasted! Blech!

Acceptable additions to the Jif Extra Crunchy include only a slice of Kraft American processed cheese (the kind that comes individually wrapped in plastic), and/or a slice of Oscar Mayer large bologna. Acceptable additional spreads include full-fat real butter or Kraft Miracle Whip.

I am a Fundamentalist Sandwicharian.

Whole leaf or shredded? http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

Heeheehee. "It depends" is the answer, of course. If you use whole leaf, you just have to cut off the crusts. If you use shredded, not only do you have to cut off the crusts, you have to squoosh the sandwich down flat so the shreds don't fall out.

"Everybody knows that."

Ah, y'all think you're so sophicated, donchaz? Go retro, my friends, go retro. Build a sandwich of Jif Extra Chunky on Wonder Bread with an inch of iceberg lettuce. Pair with an ice-cold Pepsi with no calories and no caffeine. Ye-e-e-ah!

saw him years ago just once. Definitely not my type. Shaven chest that was coming out in stubble, and his personality just really turned me off - weird & giggly.

Thanks, PB. I 411'd about three guys, and you just helped me prune the list. You told me exactly what I needed to know.

http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=301871&scid=78133153&sp=1&pos=0&locid=1508&iid=151943

Any news on this guy? He has two reviews here, but they are both from first-time reviewers. Anyone else have direct knowledge?

Anyone have a picture of his brother Liam that they can post?

Google will give you a bunch, including one of the two brothers together, both in tees.

Man oh man, Robert Conrad homage:

http://daily.gay.com/lifestyle/2010/08/vintage-hunk-robert-conrad.html

Marc Singer as The Beastmaster!

Oh, yeah! Double yeah!! I used to record him on VHS (!) and stop frame forward to freeze on the most muscular moments.

Actually, Singer came along when I was more (ahem) mature. Van Williams was part of the Robert Conrad, Troy Donahue, Tab Hunter cluster of shirtless guys I enjoyed in an earlier time. Good j/o material there.

But to be honest, my earliest memories are of the Charles Atlas drawings on the back of comic books. Sorry, folks, that's all I had back in the day! Well, OK, there were Superman and Captain Marvel inside the comic books. Shazam!

Take the best, burn the rest.

Surrogate

As the New Yorker used to say: Quote Without Comment

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