Minneapolis

At the airport ready to return to below zero temps🥶. Highly recommend Puerto Vallarta to all who would love a trip with beautiful men and sunny weather. We actually had rain yesterday with overcast most of the day. But it was still in the 70s and it was nice to be able to not have to get shade erect few hours. This Minnesotan burns pretty easily. Had a massage around 4pm from an extremely cute boy. Normally cost $70, but I negotiated up to a happy ending. After one hour, I was spent. Should have done that at the beginning of the trip. You can find places all around zona romantica offering massages. After a great dinner, I headed to the gay district to have a couple of drinks before going to the strip clubs. So much fun! I went to Wet Dreams first. Not as crowded as the night before and fewer dancers. I think they recognized me because they weren’t as aggressive. Met a few people from the Midwest, who were there for a bachelor party. Fun group and they kept the dancers busy. I tried Pervert again. Only a handful of dancers there. Hung out on the balcony with two of them. One was a newbie and I had fun teaching him how to do a lap dance. Finally ended up at Club 69. Hands down the best club. I didn’t do any privates, but I did have fun with a few of my favorites on the couch. Already planning the next trip. It has everything. Sun, fun and lots of hot men😜

Flew in to PV a couple of days ago. I have been meaning to come here for a couple of years now. A fun couple I stoked up a conversation while in Montreal said this place tops Canada for strippers. It may be a tie😜 I will preface this with the culture here is all about tipping. There are tip jars everywhere and that’s how many make their money. That said, be ready to be overwhelmed at first for dancers asking you for a tips for just coming up to you and saying hello. Let’s get started: The first three clubs are right next to each other. So you can go in and out. No cover. They are on the street with all the major gay nightclubs. Some of these have beautiful go go boys as well. Club 69 - my favorite so far. It is a two level with an upstairs balcony area that surrounds the club so you can watch the dancers below. There’s seating along the wall to the right as you enter. There is a host that greets you and asks you what you want to drink. I sat down down on the couch area. Immediately there are dancers coming up to you greeting you, asking you if you want a private, etc. and then ask you for a tip. Just for talking with them for 30 seconds. It took me awhile to get use to it, but I eventually did. Most of the dancers were muscular. Some smooth chest, so hairy. A good mix. A couple of them were really good on the pole. One dancer who looks like Jack from the White Lotus did an amazing pole dance. Another patron saw him the next day with his girlfriend at the beach. 💔 So the dancers perform on stage and then go around for tips. The rest of the time dancers are talking up customers for privates and tips. I will back tonight for a couple of the dancers. Wet Bar - Similar vibe, but much smaller bar, but brighter. It has an 80’s feel to it. Dancers are similar to Club 69, but more agreesive. Again, just hold your ground and say no thanks. Most of them understand at least some english, so it isn’t too hard to talk.I did a private with someone who looked like Timotheé Chalamet. Only more muscular. This is where the privates differ from Canada. You pay for the room $500 pesos (about $25 US) for ten minutes. The dancer gets naked and you can touch him around the body, but nothing sexual. If you give the dancer another $500 pesos, then you get to interact more like a lap dance. I did have fun teaching him some lap dance moves like breathing into the customers ear and talking dirty while playing with him. Again there are prices for everything. They are open to receiving blowjobs, but they won’t give a blowjob without a condom. They will ask if you prefer to suck cock or eat ass—which I found to be a little amusing. Hot guys and prices similar to Canada. Pervert - you have to walk upstairs to get to the club. I walked in and was the ONLY customer. I felt like a lamb that just walked into the wolves den. Of course, I was immediately greeted by 10 guys asking for a dance. Wow! I got a drink and had a nice lap dance with a cute guy. Paid the host the fee. This wasn’t even a private,but I’m fine with PDA. I left after this dance. I’m sure it’s fun once it fills with customers, just don’t be the first one at 10pm. Antropology - Big disappointment. Went in and very aggressive dancers. Not attractive by the other stripclub standards. These guys have seen better days. There were only 2 dancers I even considered. One was beautiful. He stuck out like a rose among thorns. Another was in his early 40’s. Looked like a younger Armand Assante. Didn’t stay long enough to have a dance. Might go at midnight with more crowds. There is supposedly a sex show late at night but I didn’t stay around for it. Still have one night left. The city is beautiful and the climate is perfect. Even without the clubs, this is a great city to visit when you need to get away from the cold. I’ll post more later. If anyone has suggestions or wants me to check another place out, let me know. I can’t promise, but I’m always looking for suggestions.

Can’t wait to hear Coolwave’s report of the party and after party😜. The lineup looked stunning! Hope to make the December party this year.

Thanks for the great report! Can’t wait to get back to Montreal!

I love going on ladies night. There are dancers who only dance on that night. There is so much energy generated by the screaming ladies. This energy just pumps up the guys dancing and you can’t help but get excited by it. Plus, you aren’t constantly approached by dancers to see if you want a dance because their focus is on the ladies. But in the end, the ladies don’t pay as much. So you get a hot guy who’s been pumped up by female affection and you ask them if they want to do a private. I love watching the ladies reaction when I take their man into the back.😜 And really, sometimes it’s fun to hang with ladies and admire hot guys.

They did have them the last time I was there, but it’s been a few years. It was kind of a younger crowd, but always fun.

They are all great! My favorite was Reza. I literally look at every photo on his instagram account. Wow! Have a great party! Can’t wait to hear the details!

He was completely nude. Well endowed. He was very nice guy. Chatted with people,etc.

Johnny Bronco was at the party. Smoking hot!! Talked to him a bit in the lounge and my heart was racing. Perfect guy to have at an all nude party. Every part of his body is huge! Like I said in the other post, he’s straight. Goes through the motions with his dances, but so worth it to be able to worship that body. I hope he comes again!

Sorry to be late with this post. Just got back from New York and had to dive back into work. Both Adonis parties were great. Friday night Tim had a great selection of guys working. Was nice to have a preview of what’s to come on Saturday night. The Townhouse bar was across the street. So I went back and forth between them. It rained that night so there weren’t too many customers for the dancers. I had a nice time with George from LA. Saturday night’s party was a full lineup of guys. Tim also provided snacks for the customers, including shrimp cocktail! There were so many to chose from, I would’ve been broke by midnight if I had a dance with everyone I wanted. I had a nice couple of dances with Stuart and his friend from Miami. Also enjoyed a dance with Timothy champagne. John Bronco was there as well. He’s the definition of Adonis! Extremely straight, so his dances were a bit mechanical.. but who cares? My heart was beating fast just standing next to him! it was quite a scene when all the couches were being used. So hot! I did leave around Midnight to check out Monster. There was a dancer there I wanted to connect with. Bad choice. Halloween weekend in the west village equals packed bars. It would have been a 20 minute wait to just get inside. I bumped into a couple of guys who were at the nude party and they told me don’t bother. It’s wall to wall people. I’m too old for that😜 At this point I was fried. Time to call it a night. Again, great party both nights. I feel bad the rain kept people away on Friday night. Tim did an awesome job hosting.

I’m New York for the weekend. Was at the townhouse bar last night, listening to great showtimes and visiting with some locals. After a few martinis, they took me to the spunk party last night at Monster. Great lineup of guys. Mostly Latino, but a mix of everything. It was very crowded, which made it hard to move around. I got a spot bar near the lap room entrance. I ended up doing a lap dance with two different dancers. Gorgeous guys. There is a strict policy about them getting too intimate and someone comes around to check every once in awhile. But still a lot of fun. Can’t remember their names. Too many martinis😳🍸I did like the iPad timer especially when my mind was a little fuzzy. Definitely check it out. If you can handle the crowds, you’ll have a good time. Tonight heading to Adonis after a few songs at the Townhouse. Glad they are only a block away from each other.