Raunchy or Sarcastic 30th Birthday Messages

[Guest ncm2169]

HELP!! A good friend is turning 30 tomorrow and I want to email him one or more raunchy and/or sarcastic 30th birthday messages. }(

 

I've googled and googled and come up empty every time. x(

 

Can anyone suggest a site or sites?

[+ deej]

Tell him he may not be over the hill, but he can sure see over the top. }(

 

(That's what my loving sister sent me on #30.)

[Guest ncm2169]

Thanks Deej!

 

Does anyone else know any good 30th birthday lines? }(

[Guest ReturnOfS]

>HELP!! A good friend is turning 30 tomorrow and I want to

>email him one or more raunchy and/or sarcastic 30th birthday

>messages. }(

>

>I've googled and googled and come up empty every time. x(

>

>Can anyone suggest a site or sites?

 

 

If my friends plan on doing this to me when I turn 30, I'm going to stay home and hide under the sheets x(

[+ deej]

Could be fun if you pick the right guy to be under those sheets with you.

[+ ArVaGuy]

Everyone has a birthday. So don't act like you are special.

 

 

 

Above stolen from virtualinsults.com.

 

Also try cardspot.com, fungreets.com.

 

 

Smile, its your birthday.

Well, maybe just grin. I forgot how screwed up your teeth were.

 

Stolen from zazzle.com

 

Try harshhints.com as well.

[VaHawk]

HAHAHAHA!

[TinyBubbles]

Pickleparty.com has some good ones also

[+ cougar]

Oh 30 was nothing for me, it was 31 that hurt alot, hell if I know why. At any rate, as I am getting close to 50, I tend to like the following more and more.

 

Do not regret growing old, It is a privilege denied to many...