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What Do Figure Skaters Wear Under Their Spandex?


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Canadian (by way of Italy) skater Emanuel Sandhu won't long be remembered for finishing 13th in men's figure skating at the 2006 Winter Olympics. But thanks to the high-definition cameras of NBC, he wins immortality in our hearts – and in other places on our body.

 

http://www.nbcolympics.com/2005/1210/5072002_135X180.jpg

 

The purple-clad cutie had a mishap-strewn performance that seemed to have him more on his ass than on his blades.

 

But as he left the ice, NBC cut away to a super slo-mo shot of Sandhu than answers the age-old question: "What do figure skaters wear under their spandex?" It might also answer the question of what Sandhu's religion is. Ba-DUM-bum!

 

http://malcontent.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/emanuel.jpg

 

Yes, Sandhu's Lycra-gripped man-parts flopped all to and fro as he fell down, and were broadcast to a potential 3.7 billion viewers worldwide – and to a lucky few of us, in all their 1080i glory.

 

http://malcontent.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/skater7.jpg

 

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speed skaters have nice packages too

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