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Bareback Mountain


Rod Hagen
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WATCH BOYS IN NEW YORK AND SAN FRANCISCO

 

Watch boys in the Bible Belt come to New York, Chicago, and San Francisco after this movie.

 

I love it.

 

Brokeback Mountain will set new standards. Welcome the competition girls, cowboys are coming to town, and they'll give it away for free at first, before turning tricks becomes a way of making money.

 

And I can guarantee you that they will love to have someone enjoy their pictures. They want act, cameras, and portfolios.

 

The old will be replaced by the young. Spring is around the corner.

 

JesusNYC

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RE: WATCH BOYS IN NEW YORK AND SAN FRANCISCO

 

Jesus, you missed it. This clip is called bareback mountain and is about a man and his horse. Watch it, it's funny.

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"No, he's not my first client blindsided by an impetus to slake the maw that smirks between the perceived impossibilities of the past and the choking commitments of the present."

 

That sentence makes my brain hurt. Sometimes less is more.

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PAY FOR BROKEBACK :: SNEAK INTO KING KONG

 

Solution:

 

Pay $12 for Brokeback Mountain so that we can get the ticket on the stats and then sneak into King Kong to enjoy true movie magic.

 

Hold hands with your boyfriend while sneaking into King Kong and those little breeders at the door won't bother to ask any questions, they are so damn homophobic infront of their friends.

 

"I am meeting my boyfriend inside. He has the tickets." Yes, I am gay. Get out of my way. Or I'll ask for your number infront of all these people and embarass you in front of your friends.

 

Use it honey. Chaos lasts forever.

 

Plus remember, you are paying $12 for a two hour movie, $10 for a 25 cent soda and 10 cent cup of popcorn, who the fuck cares that you saw two movies in a theatre that was only half full to begin with?

 

Fuck the system. Enjoy your 15 seconds of rebellion. Side with Lucifer sometime. Even evil gets lonely.

 

JesusNYC

 

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