BUSINESS :: ESCORTS 101 :: NEW YORK

[JesusNYC]

18 emails in one hour? 16 of them being bitter complaints. Fine.

 

Let me give some advice to new escorts to New York. If you are willing to be a boy toy now that school is out and it's your first time to the city, please answer your fucking phone.

 

Yes, pick up your phone. That is how clients talk to you.

 

Talk - It's similar to communication. See, you are new to town, so clients that don't know you want to talk to you, hear a voice. Yes, right now, you are in the Big Apple and that makes you a stranger to locals in the city.

 

Yes, lesson number one, pick up your phone when the line rings.

 

Any more advice?

 

Doesn't that make sense? Juan from Brazil is a new boy I met after working out yesterday and he said, "I want to be an escort." So we talked, well basically, I drank, he complained.

 

But then he said he was going to the Internet cafe on 42nd Street to check his emails. I was about ready to walk out right there. The bitch had a phone and he didn't answer it. He checked his emails. Sure I check my emails, but this bitch couldn't conceive of picking up a phone. Girls, I wanted to slap her right there. Then I realized it was a big waste of time to be drinking with a shower monster waiting to be tipped.

 

Being a coward just don't cut it. Sure, being an escort is a gray area, especially if your a backwards fag in Virginia, but if you can't talk to a client than forget about asking me about clients.

 

I have got to admit that I wasn't so business savy on the West Coast when I started giving massages in San Francisco and by the river in Guerneville. New York slapped me around. Rents made me sleep with mice when I first got here.

 

New York was damn intimidating when I first came here and clients didn't want to come to my apartment when I lived past West 110 in what many considered Harlem. Donald Trump talks about investing in Harlem at real estate seminars, but the queen doesn't live there, he sleeps in Trump Towers.

 

So I had to workout, make money, and get a better apartment where I could give massge and occasionally let a lover sleep over.

 

But I always ANSWERED my phone.

 

JesusNYC

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[LovesYng]

BUSINESS :: USED ESCORTS 102 :: NEW YORK

 

>18 emails in one hour? 16 of them being bitter complaints.

 

I wonder why, guess clients are tired of used meat.

 

>Talk - It's similar to communication.

 

All I hear when you talk is "BULL SHIT" coming out of your mouth

 

>Any more advice?

 

YES, move on. We are so gettin tired of you

>

>Doesn't that make sense? Juan from Brazil is a new boy I met

>after working out yesterday

 

"WORKING OUT", you trying to buff up the overly used body of meat?

 

>and he said, "I want to be an escort."

 

Will pray he is better than you.

 

>Being a coward just don't cut it.

 

But I guess being a bull shit artist does cut it

 

>New York slapped me around.

 

Wish someone would, maybe all the BS would stop

 

>made me sleep with mice when I first got here.

>So I had to workout, make money, and get a better apartment

>where I could give massge and occasionally let a lover sleep

>over.

 

Don't forget the mice, sure they won't mind MOVING ON UP

 

>But I always ANSWERED my phone.

 

How can you, your always selling the used meat. Oh I got it, you answer even when your with the client, WOW what class.

[JesusNYC]

Philadelphia

 

Philly, as in a female horse. Not New York, not Manhattan, not even Harlem, but Philly.

 

I heard that the capital was once there. First, New York, then they moved it to Philly, and realized that it was such a mistake to have the capital of the United States in a place like Philly, that the Founding Fathers turned a marsh on a river near Maryland into the nation's capital.

 

But for the tired queen from Philly, my Bullshit must be way too over your head. That tiny sponge Bob play dick you like to tease us with online really enhances your image.

 

Come to New York and play with the big boys, you tired queen. Come to New York and try to meet the needs of a man. Work on that stomach and get a tan you tired bitch.

 

Philly is for fags who can't afford to live in Manhattan.