BUSINESS is BOOMING :: COME TO NEW YORK

[JesusNYC]

VEGAS : GAY VN AWARDS ; EXPO : TRADE SHOW : BE THERE

 

Leaving San Francisco soon for Vegas, the boys by the bay have been beautiful. Damn, they drink on Thursday - Again on Hooboys, I hear the hens cry as they sit on their eggs at home while waiting for the embryos hatch.

 

Too bad there are only so many of us roosters in the hen house.

 

Some bastard said something about hate. That I spread hate, that I was mean, wicked, terrible - Okay, I understand, I have dated plenty of retarded morons, who couldn't get a man to stay for dinner past desert, because they were social misfits. You must be one of the many, who has to pay for your date. Fortunately, without queens like you, I might be out of business. So I thank you for being socially retarded and highly medicated on lithium.

 

You want me to love you? Play nice? Show me the money! As well as a community, this is an Escort site. Am I right? Male4Male Escort Reviews - Not the Hens4Chickens BBQ Review -

 

As far as love goes, the Bible says, "love your enemy", but what value does that place on love if I am going to love every dick that I enjoy just because he has to pay for attention. I offer a service. A very friendly, understanding service. You want love, find it at the bar. Until you can afford me, find somebody else to drink with. The prisons release inmates every day. Pull up and pick up a hitchhiker.

 

But I have a solution for you serious lack of education. Lately I have seen that bookstores, as well as grocery stores and drug stores, have vocabulary builders. Yes, drug stores too. When you buy your meds, you can reach out for an educational tool. Yes, vocabulary builders, cross word puzzles, flash cards, and the children section has books on Abraham Lincoln, Frank Wright, and Queen Elizabeth. Maybe because you can't afford to sit in school or take a class, you can learn from a cross word puzzle. They're between $3.95 and $.6.95. You should start with the cheap $3.95 ones.

 

Don't try to play like us Mozarts while learning chopsticks. Only the big boys can play in the band. Watch, learn, and listen - One day you might be able to sit in the balcony instead of stand in the back like a wall flower. I know you never had any friends, but only the talented play in the band. We let you watch us as we walk on by.

 

For those willing to take on the challenge, there is the Learning Annex, or WritingClasses.com - Yes, you can meet people, and learn to write there.

 

I don't care about your seniority on a blog. Really, you think that because you moved into the first house in the neighborhood, you have more rights to the trash than I do? Wow, possessive. Are you also obsessive compulsive? ADHD? Does the proximity of a man fill you with fear? Unable to establish strong commitments? Poor bitch! I have plenty of neighbors in my building near Chelsea who never talk to one another. **(Oh, Chelsea is a neighborhood on the island of Manhattan in New York City. Just, in case, you are from Alabama, or some backward, dump in Idaho.) Many fags moved in before me. That does not give them a right to the elevator and I take mine to the Penthouse. Only old trolls talk about their seniority. Get over it. Break that keyboard over your knee and take a class at the Senior Adult Center. Start with a swim class.

 

Some ole queen bitched about their education or lack there of - Look, call me a snob, but an Associates Degree from a City College in Mississippi does not cut it with me. I don't care if you earned a Transmission Certificate from your local mechanic, or a Licensed Smog Check for your car, an Education is an Education, and you clearly have none, zip, nana - there you go, take Spanish, “Those who know nothing of foreign languages know nothing of their own.” Siad Goethe. Goethe is German. Can you say, G-E-R-M-A-N? It's a country in Europe. You know, over the Atlantic Ocean. Have you even ridden in a plane?

 

If you write like a moron, you are a moron. If you bitch like a queen off her meds, you must be addicted to pain killers.

 

I hope I am your pain. I hope I am your JR Ewing on Dallas. When I was young I wanted to be like Alexis Carrington, NOT Krystle.

 

So go buy your vocabulary builders at the grocery store and frame the high school diploma you earned 40 years ago in Kansas, and call me when you have the money to meet, because I wouldn't waste the time that it took to place sugar in my coffee with you.

 

Smile. Enjoy your weekend. While you're watching "Meet the Press" over a cold bowl of Top Ramen, I will be getting fucked up the ass at the Sands Casino, shopping for free at the Venetian Hotel, and spending time with my Sugar Daddy at the poker table. Win or lose we always walk away with a smile on our face.

 

Where do the men with high IQ's go to meet men? Don't hate me for being brilliant, bitches? High school came and went. It's not my fault that you made the wrong choices!

 

JesusNYC

:7

 

p.s. Hope to see you in Vegas? Check your guns at the door.

[JesusNYC]

LAS VEGAS: PLENTY OF MEN TO PLAY WITH: $200 COMPUTERS

 

These Sony boys have been a dear, and Matthew has let me use his laptop to see what is happening on Hooboys...

 

You guys have to get over here. Vegas is fucking crazy, a few of us girls are talking about sharing a house. The Sands was pure boys, booze, blogs, and then the computer guys came to offer porn stars banners and affiliate programs. Titus dear was walking around with his phone number tattoo'd across his back and the hotel security didn't even blink, we heard terrors were fucking by the pool, but no one seemed to mind.

 

It's like you can do anything around here and make money and the computer guys. Some conference is offering $200 computers, fucking girls spend more on cab fare than in New York.

 

All the boys are still staying for the week. It's in the 60's today and the pools are warm. Plus there are plenty of boys to play with.

 

If you give me a heads up, I might be able to bring a sleeper sofa into the room, but there are plenty of boys to stay with.

 

So Matthew wants his computer back. I have to go. Enjoy Vegas. Parties are everywhere. For customers, I am not available mornings, the nights are way to powerful.

 

JesusNYC

[BearDad58]

RE: LAS VEGAS: PLENTY OF MEN TO PLAY WITH: $200 COMPUTERS

 

When I first saw these posts by Jesus last month I thought he was for real and wasted a lot of time trying to clarify some issues he raised including how backward Arlington Va was etc. Now I realize he is just a troll, and I completely wasted my time answering his posts.

 

Can't the site moderators do something about this? It seems to be a waste of time and energy reading countless outrageous posts from someone claiming to be a escort.

 

If this thread is not going to be pulled, lets turn into a poll. The question would be how old do we think Jesus really is. I will start things off by saying in my opinion he is retired and probably somewhat north of 65 - and with a lot of time on his hands.

[bigguyinpasadena]

RE: LAS VEGAS: PLENTY OF MEN TO PLAY WITH: $200 COMPUTERS

 

Beardad I do not think it is a total hoax-as Jackhammer found his craigslist posting.I do think he is either insane,on serious drugs,or is another poster having a bit of a wank/a hoaxter(your scenario

No one but yourself is forcing you to look at his crazy ramblings-it is easy to skip over this thread.

I find his rambling somewhat amusing.

 

After all,he is staying in a hotel that was demolished 10 years ago!

[JT Brooklyn]

RE: LAS VEGAS: PLENTY OF MEN TO PLAY WITH: $200 COMPUTERS

 

bigguy..Yes the Little Weasely Character, with the Cheap Drugs... does go on and on. I'm still trying to figure out who the B&W Photos on craigslist really are. Of course they look ancient, like they were taken in one of those Old Photo Booths! LOL :7

[JesusNYC]

NICE TO BE MISSED

 

It's seriously nice to be missed.

 

Troll? Someone called me a troll as in the trailing bait moving behind a slow boat or mischievous dwarf who wishes to be giant that lives in the skull-like cave of another dweller?

 

No dwarves live in these pants and no I am as young as button. I could do more pushups, but I am sick of being a perfectionist.

 

And some tired queen said something about me sleeping in a hotel that burned down? Do I have that correct? Oh, where are the bears when a girl needs a big hug? No, my hotels are four star and the studs who sleep in them can verify the comfort I provide.

 

I've been exhausted, partying, drinking way too much, and yes, I admit, I am guilty of indulging in a little recreational hallucingenics, but nothing Hunter S. Thompson wouldn't approve of. The desert holds little glory for one wasting their life away online, so I have been reading the wonderful news people post about Brokeback Mountain and reading what other lovely boy Toys have to say, but no I haven't been participating in talkin about business, because I simply being abused by too many substances.

 

I would like to say "hi" to Stephen. You give new meaning to the lessons on fisting. You should write a fucking book dear.

 

Books should be written about most of the boys I've met. Just a bit, because I've got to go tan. The gay section of the AVN expo were small, but that leaves the challenge to use to make it bigger. Rainbow Stars, Next Magazine, StraightCollege Men, Cybersocket... they were nice to talk to, but then you turn around and they are making deals. A lot of magazines were there, which reminds me, BRING CARDS, colored cards, glossy, everybody seemed to have them. Headshots and resumes aren't enough. Cockpower, Flava Life, and SPortsheets Intl were giving away little toys and lots of paper information was spiinnning..

 

Oh, before I forget. In San Francisco, boys were going to instruct a class for th e learning annex. A full day panel with porn stars and some agents who were willing to recruit. I guess, they are all over the annex thing. But it's under $50 and some boy I partied with is goin to be a guest speaker. He said something about the Real Estate Wealth Expo and how I would be a good broker.... he he

 

Moi? I guess I have experience selling property, n'est pas? What a darling he was. Nice ass with one of those hot tan lines... which reminds me. I need to winddown and dan... I mean tan.

 

The GAY VN EXPO needs more business, more support, more sponsors, I am sicking of seeing straights have all the fun. Fuck that! If I wanted to watch straight men flirt with women I would have stayed in high school. But I found a name for a new website and some girl working with a director to produce a news site called Devil's Newsletter.... I got all excited and they gave me a card.. CARDS again. Everybody was handing out cards like crazy. The next one will be ... GAY EXPO that is... will be at the SANDS Casino again, Janurary 10-13 for 2007. las vegas

 

Oh, and has anyone heard about the book Pink Swastika? It's a reall book. Seriously. Queens were up in a rage talking about it and I found it next to my clock after somebody threw it across the room - it's about gyas and the nazis. Well, they said the writer had something to do with a book on thet singer, Marilyn Manson Murders... supposed to be coming out this fall.

 

We should write more books, do more business, make a gay presents in America... Oh fuck, there I go rambling on again. Hooboysgets addictive.

 

Love and kisses,

JesusNYC}(

[JesusNYC]

ANCIENT?

 

Ancient?

 

But I paid $10 for that disposable camera.

 

Oh baby, keep pumping, you hurt so good with that small cock.

 

JesusNYC}(

[JesusNYC]

I LOVE IT WHEN A GIRL UNDERSTANDS

 

Thank you gorgeous,

 

You are right! I stand guilty and for punishment I am going to to sleep in my own wetspot.

 

Exactly what you said, you said it so well:

 

"No one but yourself is forcing you." Sooo... x(

 

And SERIOUS DRUGS..... enough to pose some dangerous possibilities...

 

I have a question for you girls? Do you ever wake up in bed and forget where you are? Or another thing that has happened in Vegas, have you ever waken up in bed and wondered where you were going to end up next? Eeeekkk...

 

High beam me up some serious hallucinagentic pharmecuticals... leave me to die in the desert.... long live the memory of Hunter S.... may he remain immortal forever... Hail the Gonzo PRezz.

 

JesusNYC:+

p.s. Thanks Pussy, I owe you a blow job.

[JesusNYC]

OOOPss.

 

OOOPpsss ... as Brittany would say, "I did it again."

 

I kept thanking Pussy.

 

But I meant Bigguyin PASEDENA

 

Sorry, the coupon is still redeemable for one quick blowjob in the back of a Borders Bookstore.

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go tan my ass so that the clients get what they pay for.

 

Keep the clients happy and one day they will be regulars.

 

JesusNYC

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[JesusNYC]

PINK SW

 

Oh fuck... my boyfriend said that he picked that garbage up. That book Pink Swastika is online. Someone was protesting it at the show.

 

It's Pink Swastika Nazi something... he said it's good to be aware...okay, got to go. Enjoy the sun by the pool~:7

[Curmudgeon]

RE: PINK SW

 

Hey, Jesus,

 

There's this new site, http://www.malescortreview.com -- their message board needs some lovin' too.

[bigguyinpasadena]

RE: OOOPss.

 

Jesus-I hear the Dunes "t"room is a great place for a quicky meet you there at 13:00 on january 14,1992 ;-)

[+ ArVaGuy]

RE: LAS VEGAS: PLENTY OF MEN TO PLAY WITH: $200 COMPUTERS

 

>Beardad I do not think it is a total hoax-as Jackhammer found

>his craigslist posting.I do think he is either insane,on

>serious drugs,or is another poster having a bit of a wank/a

>hoaxter(your scenario

>No one but yourself is forcing you to look at his crazy

>ramblings-it is easy to skip over this thread.

>I find his rambling somewhat amusing.

>

>After all,he is staying in a hotel that was demolished 10

>years ago!

 

Yeah, I have to agree with the "somewhat" part. This crackpot has posted in the Washington, DC rants and m4m sections of Craigslist as well. Since he gets no responses he goes away rather quickly.

[+ ArVaGuy]

RE: OOOPss.

 

>Jesus-I hear the Dunes "t"room is a great place for a quicky

>meet you there at 13:00 on january 14,1992 ;-)

 

 

Hey, perhaps you two can drink a toast to HAL's birthday which would have been January 12, 1992.

 

ArlingtonVaGuy

[JesusNYC]

HOOBOY

 

Nice website, gorgeous asses, but I am a Hooboy. I appreciate what Male4MaleEscorts.com has done for my clients and my business. Boys like Dave and Harry seem happy.

 

I mean face it, I could be at home alone waiting for the phone to ring like that tired queen in Virginia the couch squash.

 

Thanks for asking. You're incredibly sweet, but Jesus love Hooboys.

 

But you're welcome to ask me again later, I am pretty fucked up right now, and using Brad's computer from his truck. He ignites the fucker with his cigarette lighter under the radio dash. Wow!

 

We don't drive much in New York.

 

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[JesusNYC]

BUSINESS BABY

 

The key word is BUSINESS.

 

Washington D.C. has tons of business. The overflow floods into New York.

 

If you were doing business you would know that. Stick to whacking off on the web or hit the gym.

 

You obviously have no work and few clients.

 

Try to be a dear, not a dork.

 

JesusNYC:7

[JesusNYC]

VIRGINIA HUMOR

 

I don't get it, Virgin. Was that humor? An attempt at humor... a joke one would get in Virgin? Are you taking your meds?

 

Do you need loving?

 

I am sorry I am not there to give it to you, big gal, but I will end my fast and hope out loud for your success, "Please give this Virgin lass some work. Help her find some clients. May men find her number, may her phone ring off the hook, may he schedule appointments back to back, and loose that flab she accumulated over Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years."

 

Dear Heavens, The Bitch Needs Work, because as pitiful as she is, it doesn't seem like she is getting any. She sits around insulting me all day and I am across the country.

 

Calling out to all dear boys - especially those that care of the lost and needy - Could somebody please help this Virginia doll find a man, a dinner date, coffee date, somebody, PLEASE THROW THE BITCH A DANISH!!!

 

CALL THE BITCH and throw her a roll of quarters so that she can at least get out of the house and pay to have her clothes washed.

 

Thank you for caring, dear Hooboys. Hugs and Kisses.

 

For every quarter you contribute to washing her dirty rag, I will double it.

 

Hope that helps Virgin, you dear, unfortunate, pathetic queen, whose career is in a slump. I've heard that it can be bad, but I haven't experience a loss in business. Try real estate. Maybe you'll have more success with property that's not your own. Go to Trump's Real Estate Wealth Expo in a town near you.

 

JesusNYC:7

[JesusNYC]

SANDS

 

200 pm, it's now two. You want to meet me at 1 at the Dunes.

 

Meet me at Sands. I am staying at Sands. Would you like a couple or would you only like to see me? }(

[JesusNYC]

CARDS, CAREERS, and MORE: BITCH

 

Virgin, that dear slut, brought up a good point. One needs to help the helpless. So my boyfriend here with a tabletop laptop truck tool says, sent her to mirco.ci - MICROSOFT (excuse i am typing in a vmoving vehicle with a fucked up minikeyboyard.

 

Basically cut and paste, business cards, resumes, tools to help you get out of escorting - because you can't live with your mother forever - and get a job as a clerk, sidewalk sweeper, or serve drinks at the Sands.

 

Before I go to into the hall and crash.

 

Mircosoft Website for Help with Business: http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/templates/CT061993551033.aspx

 

g nite}(

[convertibletop]

>Can somebody please post a link to his ad on NextBoys? I'd

>at least like to take a look at this guy!

 

 

JesusNYC link to Nextboys is posted in his profile . . .

 

http://www.nextboys.com/thomasc

 

Evidently, no reviews have been posted.