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I'm so sick of all these daily (hourly?) revelations/accusations, I'm waiting for some news organization to come out with a big headline that some famous person has NOT been accused of anything. At this point, that would be bigger news.

 

 

Today it's Ron Jeremy who allegedly raped and harassed multiple women. SHOCKING! I thought people who work in porn would be classier.

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Years ago I told a friend that I wanted to be the first celebrity Gay male escort to be on Dancing With The Stars.

 

His reply: "Don't you have to be a celebrity first?"

 

So I tried another tack. Shortly after my friend said that, I was sitting next to Guy Fawkes at Trio at Oliver's Palm Springs event and I implored Guy to be the Daddy of my bastard love child, thereby making me a sullied celebrity. (This was around the time that "abstinence advocate" and single Mom Bristol Palin was on DWTS, so I figured Gay Dad Whore would make a good category). Unfortunately, Guy said the Daddy thing only goes so far.

 

So I kind of gave up on my DWTS aspirations.

 

But perhaps this is my ticket.

 

To my knowledge, I have never been raped. Nor have I raped anyone, or sexually harassed anyone. There was that male flight attendant on the flight to Southern Decadence whose ass I touched when I gave him my phone number a decade ago. But even though we never hooked up, he did call me and said he just didn't have time before he left New Orleans. So I can't think of a person who could scandalize me for groping them, or any other form of sexual misconduct. I'm just a plain old vanilla whore.

 

So do you think online personality and non-sexual-harasser Steven Kesslar has a chance to be recruited for the next season of DWTS?

 

If so, I think I'd like to be partnered with Val or Gleb or Alan. That would be a first, too!

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Years ago I told a friend that I wanted to be the first celebrity Gay male escort to be on Dancing With The Stars.

 

His reply: "Don't you have to be a celebrity first?"

 

So do you think online personality and non-sexual-harasser Steven Kesslar has a chance to be recruited for the next season of DWTS?

 

 

Sure, they are always looking for PA's to bring them COFFEE !

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Sure, they are always looking for PA's to bring them COFFEE !

 

Lady Kockwood, you know that I would never let anyone get in the way of our girlish, gossipy coffee klatsches.

 

No need to feel threatened!

 

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Lady Kockwood, you know that I would never let anyone get in the way of our girlish, gossipy coffee klatsches.

 

No need to feel threatened!

 

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No threats felt.... Just remember, I like MINE with extra CREAM !

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